Me: the Captivate often lags and is slow to respond.
Captivate Fanboi: I don't care
Me: the Captivate's GPS does not work.
Captivate Fanboi: I don't care
Me: many/most Captivate's turn off by themselves at inopportune times.
Captivate Fanboi: I don't care
Me: Captivate's buttons are very unresponsive when pressed.
Captivate Fanboi: I don't care
Me: Captivate's suck the power from their batteries
Captivate Fanboi: I don't care
Me: Samsung is not being too forthcoming about the GPS issues
Captivate Fanboi: I don't care
Me: Samsung has a history of leaving customers out to dry.
Captivate Fanboi: I don't care
Me: why must you have a Captivate?
Captivate Fanboi: It is a Captivate.