Hey, let's make our own droid ad concepts!
It's an all white background like the mac vs. pc ads.
On the right side is a very metrosexually dressed man holding an iPhone. He waves to the camera and says, "Hi all! My name is Sammy and I named my iPhone Sparkle! Isn't it so beautiful! It's, like the hot new thing to have!" He then pulls out a cleaning cloth to polish it.
Then on the left side, all denim, cowboy boots and hat walks in the man, Chuck Norris. He looks at the camera and says, "I'm Chuck. I don't name my phone."
Sammy shoots him a dirty look and walks over and starts to laugh "OMG... black is so 1990s, it's an ugly phone, let me see how ugly it is." Chuck hands him the phone and Sammy flies back like he just got a roundhouse kick to the face and lands on the ground. Unconscious sammy's leg twitches a bit. Chuck picks up his droid, dusts it off his jeans, and holds it up to the camera, the screen showing the red eye. The action pauses, then the screen says "Chuck Norris Fact 967: Touching Chuck's Droid is the equivalent of getting a roundhouse kick to the face. It's that powerful." Chuck then says "Droid does and so do I."
Ad #2
It's in a crowded NYC street, there is a group of very trendy, snobby the-hills-like girls in a group walking down the street talking about how "I had to throw it away, I got a espresso stain on it." "Look at her, does she even know how to dress?" "It was only $500 but it was soooo pretty". All are carrying iPhones.
Behind them is Elizabeth Lambert dressed in jeans and a t-shirt on her Droid, "OK, I'll be there in 5 minutes." She hangs up and the other girls are crowding the sidewalk. She says politely, "Excuse me, I'm in a rush. Can I pass by?" to the group.
One of them turns around looks her up and down and they all start to laugh. "Hello? Do you even know what you're wearing? Look at those jeans? I bet they're not even from Italy!" More laughter. Another one says, "We're much prettier than you, so you're just going to have to go around us." They all laugh, a few are on their iPhones and one says as they walk away, "Can you believe she actually talked to us?"
As they walk farther away from her, Elizabeth is standing there in shock and looks at her phone, the red eye lights up and she gets an angry look. She starts running and slide tackles one of the girls. Elizabeth then gets up and pulls the ponytail of one of them so hard, her whole body get's yanked to the ground. She then elbows one of them hard in the kidney, and she goes down. Another one she takes by her head, throws her down to the ground and kicks her. Twice. Now the girls are all crying and yelling, "My dress, it's ruined!" "Oh my God, my iPhone, there's a SCRATCH!!!!" Elizabeth continues to walk along. One of them tries calling 911 on her iPhone but the call fails. Elizabeth then looks into the camera and says, "Droid does and so do I. You gotta problem with that?"