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Only the muffin top please!!!

How do you eat your muffin?

  • I just eat the muffin bottom and throw away the top

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Roze

Hiding behind a mystery
Jan 20, 2010
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Where the Sakura grows
I just got into work and I am having a delicious wild berries muffin. I am munching away on the muffin top, neglecting the muffin bottom. The muffin bottom will most likely end up at the bottom of my garbage can.

I always wonder how many people only eat the muffin top. Am I strange to be throwing away
 
That was the first thought that came to mind when I saw the topic. :)

Yeah, a muffin pole. I've never seen a muffin on a pole.

Well.. wait (Google is your friend;))...

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Muffin pole. Cupcake pole.. it's all good.
 
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Fixed your poll :)

*runs from the wrath of Roze*

Hey Mr. Bacon! Make your own thread/poll!!! :mad: Now you're stealing all of the muffin responses. Who in here doesn't like bacon!!!

Anyone else reminded of the Seinfeld episode of muffin tops??

I didn't even know people did this. I eat a muffin, I don't leave half of it. :S

I was going to add that onto my post...but I don't have access to YouTube at work :(

I thought this was going to be the other kind of muffin top

You mean love handles? lol
 
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I like Bacon!

For muffins, I separate the top from the bottom, smear butter on the bottom, place the top back on, and wait for the butter to melt. Then I take the top off, and turn it over next to the bottom. Next I lick the butter off the bottom, and then eat the bottom. Then I may enjoy a glass of milk. I stare at the top, and then pick it up, lick the butter off, and devour it. Then I poke all the little crumbs on the plate and eat them. Sometimes I may even lick off a few rements of butter on my plate. If the plate looks clean, I put it back in the cupboard. Then I immediately regret eating the damn muffin, and punish myself byt doind a few laps around the house. Then I get all hot and stuff, so I come in and drink ice water, and then I get to thinking ice cream sounds pretty good right now, and its just a vicious cycle, so I dont even buy muffins anymore. lol I will however, have me a couple of slices of bacon crumbled up on top of my eggs or something sometimes.
 
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