Well then. Nice story, but mine is the truth.
I inherited my phone when my brother died. He worked as a janitor at Lockheed Martin. One day, the nerds were testing their latest and greatest jet engine. Didnt bother to tell Rodger. He was mopping the floor on the other side of the room. Before he could escape, the jet engine sucked him in. Blood, guts, body parts, and dirty mop water flew out the back. Nothing bigger than a sugar cube was left. While they mopped him up, one guy discovered something. His captivate was intact! You should see the video he took of his final moments. Disturbing. Amazing quality, but just disturbing.
Anyway, that was about two weeks ago. Since then I have gone scuba diving in Arizona while listening to Slacker radio. Took it to the zoo, were it fell in the monkey cage. Used its awesome GPS ability's to find my stolen car. Followed Google Nav to Africa, where it taught an elephant to jump.
Michael