Ban the person above you

[NightAngel79]

Banned cause i couldnt have said it better myself (really i couldnt)

 

[johnlgalt]

banned for guide envy

EDIT: Wow, so *that's* what happens when I ban NA (all fo a sudden, the board would not load lol)

 

[Ashleyh06]

banned for forcing your convoluted sense of abnormality in your schizophrenic head that passes for a reality onto a normal, semi-sane person.

Semi sane?! Wat u tryin ta say?! ... O hellll no ..whoop yo azz ban lol!

 

[EarlyMon]

johnlgalt - Banned for showing the tyranny of guidefracide, another subterfuge in your quest for world domination!

Ashley - Banned for expecting way too much out of that whoop.

 

[NightAngel79]

banned for guide envy

EDIT: Wow, so *that's* what happens when I ban NA (all fo a sudden, the board would not load lol)

Banned for underestimating my POWER!!!

johnlgalt - Banned for showing the tyranny of guidefracide, another subterfuge in your quest for world domination!

Banned for uncovering his master plan

 

[johnlgalt]

@Early -banned for allowing me to pull you out of whatever fractalized space of whichever corner of the universe I was in just to make a response to me even if it was a post too late.

@NA - THWI - banned for thinking I could care less about whether you really *can* affect my time on here....

(@Ashley - banned for confirming your semi-sanity by attempting to whoop my azz without realizing that, in fact, my ass is a protected government asset.)

 

[EarlyMon]

NA - Power?!?!?!? - Banned on the mouseover. xkcd: Ohm

johnlgalt - Banned for even attempting to sucker me into being fooled that you've made Ashley your lackey and NA your acolyte in your deranged belief system centering around the obvious subterfuge you're hoping to pass off as so Star Chamber-clever, when in fact, it's the same old story - oppression of the masses by any means they'll give you, and you're doomed to fail, fail, do you hear - because the masses will give you nothing, at all, except the contempt for the tyranny of your hobnailed boots, even tho covered in sheepskin, the better to approach your prey.

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for realizing that I now have my Mathematics Bachelor's as well (and not congratulating me on it!!!!), and thus that I actually *do* know what the derivative of Energy with respect to time really means....

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for attaining your mathist status, while epically failing to convince me that you needed to intercept NA's ban - why? So he can sneak up and ban me from below, no doubt, the more to conceal your achievement, all the better to prevent my congratulatory tone while casting me in self-doubt as your inner motivations? It didn't work before, it'll never work, and it's not working right now - congratulations!

(And a side of ban for wondering about my placeholder ban while I dealt this down.)

 

[NightAngel79]

banned cause math is for dumb people!! (so there)

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for not realizing that I got my Bachelor's of Computer Science last year and that I'm also one year into my Master's in Biotechnology (yes, finished math while also starting my Master's - simultaneously for 2 semesters)....

(so there )

 

[EarlyMon]

NA - Banned because math is for dumb people who drink ice cold dunkels in Germany - without the Vegemite, which you stole, you cad.

johnlgalt - Banned for slacking and trying to tell the masses that's all you've done. Go ahead, Young Spartacus, tell them of your political manifesto!

 

[NightAngel79]

NA - Banned because math is for dumb people who drink ice cold dunkels in Germany - without the Vegemite, which you stole, you cad.

Banned cause you owed me the Vegemite!! I DESERVED THAT!!!

 

[EarlyMon]

Oh, yeah, ban for letting me bail you out of jail and then convincing people here you hooked me up with something in the club - yeah, nice hook-up - the bill for the carnage you caused. Nice. Nice ban.




(And while NA ponders how to respond to that, best just say that it's all in good fun and a made-up response to his made-up charges earlier. Rest assured that your AF staff behaves professionally at all times, especially NightAngel79. After all, female impersonator in a lounge act is a profession, right. BTW - gotcha again, banned!)

 

[blkbeltkid17]

Banned cuz I am lost

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because I really can't top that one.

 

[blkbeltkid17]

Banned for not being that creative

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for exposing that once again, mercy is taken for weakness.

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for instigating and rejuvenating the blood into this here ban thread, without which, of course, it would just be a run of the mill average ordinary lackluster ban thread.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for attempting to slyly engage me with kindness, Young Spartacus, when we all know that oppression knows no kindness, tyranny no mercy, and dictators don't own their own dogs. Yes, in typical fashion, you come here with the pretense of fitting right in with the Visigoths when all you seek is the naked power to control the minds of your victims, as if all on film - and no one will be fooled so long as one clarion raises the alarm against your specious dictates, and with that cry alone, you're banned straight to the obvilion only possible as the limits of your oppression approach zero.

 

[blkbeltkid17]

Banned for trying to make this lucklaster ban thread more then it actuly is
Banned myself for not going to the last page

 

[olbriar]

banned for sugar coating your bans

and blkbelt you are banned for jumping in front of your elder

 

[blkbeltkid17]

Banned for doingbthe same thing

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because the game's exactly as sparkly as its players and no less.

 

[olbriar]

banned for using the word sparkly to describe the ban participants