To search ... or not to search

[messenger13]

I was going to use the search tool of the forum, but I don't know now if I should. I'm sooooo confused. I keep going back & forth. What to do, what to do? What are the pros and cons of searching? And if I do search, does it void the warranty? What is Verizon's policy on searching? And, are there any good apps that would help me search? Of course, just free apps. I don't want to have to pay for any search apps. And what is a search widget? Maybe if there was a 1-click solution to searching, it would be easier for us noobies. And if I do search, is there a way for me to UNsearch? Man!, I wish someone would do a video and post it on YouTube of searching. Then, and only then, might I even consider searching.

Thanks.

 

[huytung]

lmao +1

 

[Geezer Squid]

LMAO +2

I laughed out load when I saw the title.

 

[jives]

I considered searching once and after hours of contemplation I finally committed myself to actually do it. In the spirit of full disclosure, I actually searched a few times, with several different keywords even. Let me tell you this, it's not all that its cracked up to be. I mean, I went all out, even using the advanced search options and everything. And when that big moment came, and all those search results that really weren't related to what I had originally searched for presented themselves, I was disappointed to say the least. Not a single thread title, not one, that even contained the keyword I searched for. Needless to say, I'm now a bit jaded. I'm not sure that I have it in me to search for anything ever again...topics, threads, happiness, love... I just don't think its worth it anymore.

 

[Fabolous]

You know what makes it worse?

When you post a new thread, and the forums auto-search for you of similarly titled threads!

SIGH.

 

[PhilosoRaptor]

I lol'd. I didn't even read the other thread, I just saw this thread right below it and had to click on it instead, haha.

 

[jives]

You know what makes it worse?

When you post a new thread, and the forums auto-search for you of similarly titled threads!

SIGH.

Tell me about it! After my quest for topics and threads related to that which I was about to post, and after consulting with my astrologer as to whether posting would be a good idea at all, I took the plunge and created a thread. Behold, up pops this box advising me to take a look at these other threads which may have already addressed the groundbreaking news that I was about to spring on the world. Imagine my excitement when not a single one of the proposed threads addressed it. I was on top of the world, I'm gonna be the first...finally, I've amounted to something, FINALLY...

BTW...This forum is great for real. It seems to be the most useful and resourceful of all the Droid/Android forums floating around the interwebs. Tons of great stuff here.

 

[smacinskyjr]

Thanks a lot messenger 13 i just just spit soda and a small piece of twizzler out of my nose!!! Needless to say it was not enjoyable!

 

[ccousinsjr]

You know what makes it worse?

When you post a new thread, and the forums auto-search for you of similarly titled threads!

SIGH.

That's what confuses me, it's blatant.

 

[DaygosDankest]

You know what bugs me, people who take message boards too seriously

 

[kennyidaho]

I think that there is a majority of users that don't search because they just don't know how to articulate their issue or question into something that would provide search results. Searching is a bit of an art form in my opinion.

 

[CRPercodani]

What gets annoying is all the threads about the same things popping up every couple days/weeks. We lose so many good threads due to this. For awhile I thought we had fixed the situation by moving/merging all the duplicate threads or ones that touched on the same subjects but it seems to be getting bad again now. I am calling out to the other guides here to start moving and merging threads again, and Joe if you are interested in helping out let me know, I will ask about setting you up as a guide. Your always on here and you would definitely be a big help if your up to the task. PM me if you want.

 

[alostpacket]

That settles it, I'm going back to my iPhone.

 

[skunkpbguy]

I have searched and searched for 2.1 Search, do any of you have it and could you link me to it? As noted above, it must be a one-click search and spelling errors must not slow it down. Also, how to do I overclock my search? Also, how do I get my Droid to give me free Cheetos?

 

[Wazoo]

0/10

try again some other time

 

[alostpacket]

0/10

try again some other time

Rating threads is so 1/10

 

[ccousinsjr]

Joe for President!

 

[milrtime83]

I think that there is a majority of users that don't search because they just don't know how to articulate their issue or question into something that would provide search results. Searching is a bit of an art form in my opinion.

I agree to an extent. But this particular post is a parody of the "to root or not to root" threads of which there are 5 or 6 with the exact same title that shouldn't be too hard to find in a search.

 

[kennyidaho]

I agree to an extent. But this particular post is a parody of the "to root or not to root" threads of which there are 5 or 6 with the exact same title that shouldn't be too hard to find in a search.

I understand that. I had a mini freak out in the Sprint Hero forums because 3 or 4 times a day someone would make a post saying "I installed handsent/chomp and now I am getting two notifications". At times these threads would literally stack up on each other.

 

[inssane]

Man after my own heart, lol.

 

[messenger13]

I forgot to attach my disclaimer!


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[Gunner]

Wow Joe. Somebody has some free time there.

 

[alostpacket]

You used some assembly required twice.

Totally stealing that anyways though, that's some funny sh!t lol

 

[messenger13]

Wow Joe. Somebody has some free time there.

Believe it or not, I have assembled that list of disclaimers over years and years of being on forums. Every time I think I see a disclaimer that I haven't heard of, I throw it in there.

 

[clintiepoo]

I forgot to attach my disclaimer!


These figures may or may not be factual. They may or may not have been obtained on public roads, private roads, a corn field, a closed circuit track, or an airport runway. messenger13 is NOT a professional, though he has stayed at a Holiday Inn Express. No animals were hurt in the making of this post. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. This post reflects my thoughts and opinions. It does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of my wife, my kids, my fish, my cat, my car, or my computer. All rights reserved. Subject to change without notice. Enlarged to show detail. Employees and their family are not eligible. Beware of dog. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Hand wash only. Do not fold, spindle, staple, or mutilate. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. Void where prohibited. No warranties expressed or implied. User assumes all liabilities. Not liable for damages due to misuse. An equal opportunity employer. Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Quantities are limited. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Quality may vary. No parking. No Standing. No Solicitors. No Spitting. No Kidding. Post No Bills. No substitutions. No one under 17 admitted. Keep away from direct sunlight. Limited one per family. No money down. No purchase necessary. Cash and carry. You do not need to be present to win. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. Breaking seal voids warranty. Has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals. Action figures sold separately. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models are over 18 years of age. Available in fine stores everywhere. Take a number please. Preservatives added to improve freshness. Safety goggles must be worn at all times. Hard hat area. Sealed for your protection. The buck stops here. Call before you dig. Add toner. Place stamp here or post office will not deliver. For external use only. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use and consult your physician. Use only with proper ventilation. Sanitized for your protection. Avoid extreme temperature. Store in a cool dry place. Refrigerate after opening. Keep away from open flame. Avoid contact with eyes. Wash, rinse, repeat. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not place near any magnetic source. May be hazardous to your health. We're not in Kansas any more. Hi ho hi ho it's off to work I go. Slippery when wet. For official use only. Not affiliated with with any government agency. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Trespassers will be prosecuted. No animals were harmed in the making of this film. No salt, MSG, or artificial color added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting. If symptoms persist, call 911. The white zone is for passenger loading and unloading only. Contents under pressure. Restaurant packaging, not for resale. Pull down, then tear up. Contents may settle during shipment. Sign here without admitting guilt. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Driver does not carry cash. Odds are determined by the number of entries received. Subject to approved credit. Do not use if pregnant. Those who do not learn from history are bound to repeat it. The check's in the mail. Blow is just an expression. Keep away from children. Tastes great-Less filling. Other sizes available. Any resemblance to any person or persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Contents may be hot. Some assembly required. May cause anal leakage. Dangerous to fish and other animals. Please wash hands after using. Auto pilot is engaged during flight. Substantial penalties for early withdrawal. Slightly higher outside the continental US. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Other restrictions may apply. Your mileage may vary.

I printed that (made a couple edits) and am putting it up at my desk at work.
If somebody asks me a question, I can show them that when I answer. Love it.