Oh no, the client is gonna be on some thin ice.
Judge: Hans you may question the defendant
*silence*
Judge: Hans!?
Hans: Huh?! Whu?!
Judge: I said it's your witness.
Hans: Oh right........well um. Hold on....
*Hans picks up one piece of paper with one sentence on it.*
Hans: Sir were you at 1245 Mariposa on July 15th, 2011 at 8:45pm
Defendant: No sir I was not
*panic washes over Hans face*
Hans: No further questions your honor
*the courtroom audience starts to get restless and commenting among themselves. The Judge slams the gavel down!*
Judge: Order!! ....Hans you have no further questions for the defendant?
Hans: Um no your honor.
Judge: Hans please approach the bench!.......what the hell are you doing? This man is on trial for murder and just told you that he was not at the scene of the crime and you just walk away?!
Hans: I'm sorry your honor. I'm not prepared at all.
Judge: Not prepared?!! What do you mean not prepared?
Hans: Well I've been spending an inordinate amount of time on a public forum talking about a phone.
Judge: are you shhhh I mean kidding me?!!
Hans: No sir. I am the top poster in the thread though with over 1500 replies.
Judge: Hans, get out of my courtroom!!
*Hans slinks back to his table and collects his sheet of paper*
Judge: In the matter of the State vs Mr Patrick Stevenson for the first degree killing of Sandy Ono this case is dismissed!!
*The court erupts in anger and disbelief*
*hours later Hans sits in front of his computer posting random pics on the Galaxy Nexus thread as the TV drones in the background..."In a surprising and stunning turn of events suspected Killer Patrick Stevenson......"*
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