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Conspiracy Theory

Fadelight

Android Expert
Oct 29, 2009
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Mulberry, FL
Here is how the game works...

Make up a conspiracy. (Not something you've heard somewhere.)

It has to be possible, even if it is unlikely.







My conspiracy: The government is behind Google Buzz/ Facebook.

Here's why: For many years, people have believed that "big brother is watching", and everyone has been paranoid about cameras and satellites. Maybe someone in the government decided to achieve their results by creating something the people believed they wanted. Viola... apps that can tell your friends where you are and what you are doing at any/every moment... gps tracking in real time, geotagged photos, etc. Now big brother knows where you are and what you are doing at all times, and no one even knows it.
 
If you leave your phone at home prior to committing a crime then we... I mean they, they have you for premeditation.

Android phones are latest step it the alien plan to take over the world. When we start seeing the cute little android guys walking around we won't be worried about it. At least until the start using the hidden mind control option built into every android phone.

By the way the iPhone was the control test.
 
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On July 5th 1942, outside of Las Cruces, New Mexico, an unidentified flying object crashed causing a fire that scorched land in a 13km radius from the impact point. First responders arrived to find what seemed to be the after effects of a terrible fire. Over 1200 heads of cattle that were grazing in the area vanished without leaving any sort of distinguishable remains.
Military officials convened and reported a VW beetle sized meteor crashed and caused the fire. The area was closed off for 1 week; during this time 27 tractor trailers were reported to have left transporting "meteor fragments". After the week, the area was quarantined and then sold to the govt, which today is still under armed guard.
On July 19th 1942, the UNM school of mines revealed the discovery of Velcro.
Just saying....
 
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On July 5th 1942, outside of Las Cruces, New Mexico, an unidentified flying object crashed causing a fire that scorched land in a 13km radius from the impact point. First responders arrived to find what seemed to be the after effects of a terrible fire. Over 1200 heads of cattle that were grazing in the area vanished without leaving any sort of distinguishable remains.
Military officials convened and reported a VW beetle sized meteor crashed and caused the fire. The area was closed off for 1 week; during this time 27 tractor trailers were reported to have left transporting "meteor fragments". After the week, the area was quarantined and then sold to the govt, which today is still under armed guard.
On July 19th 1942, the UNM school of mines revealed the discovery of Velcro.
Just saying....

Ahahah wow sounds like a better movie then paranormal activity! xD
 
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Phandroid.com, this forum and others like it are fronts for the CIA. The goal is to encourage smart phone users to customize their phones with code supplied by them. This code enables the CIA to control the phone and use it as a remote listening device even when powered down. Also 75% of the total mass of a smart phone battery is a high explosive polymer. That is why the battery life is so poor.
 
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Phandroid.com, this forum and others like it are fronts for the CIA. The goal is to encourage smart phone users to customize their phones with code supplied by them. This code enables the CIA to control the phone and use it as a remote listening device even when powered down. Also 75% of the total mass of a smart phone battery is a high explosive polymer. That is why the battery life is so poor.

Actually they CAN do that already, along with finding your location with GPS....

(Back to game)

Vampires exist.
 
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