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The Undead Den and Resurrectione Rest-stop

Here I am minding my own damn business, replying to a few posts and I hear this ungodly buzzing noise. Thinking its a fly, I grab a bottle of Fly spray. The noise gets louder but now sounds like flapping wings. I turn and see a bat.

I scream.
I panic.
I spray it.

The bat makes a howling scream and coughs and then slaps me with its wing. I fall head on onto my keyboard.

Next thing I know I feel a sharp pain on my neck. Tingling feel all over my body. A light, I see a light. I yell "I see a bright sunny light" A female voice responds "Not for long you won't".

Darkeness before me. I get up and feel rather thristy for some reason.
I turn to the open window and see the bat flying away.
i see a business card next the to the keyboard saying "Come to the Undead Den"

Damn it i still feel that pain in my neck. Anyone have a mirror so i can see.

TS
 
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Damn it i still feel that pain in my neck. Anyone have a mirror so i can see.

TS

I have good news and bad news, TS.

Bad news:

No reflection.
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Good news:

I picked up some light reading for all of you.

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Strange, I got this red drink from that automated robot down the hall (you would think it would be a Samsung robot, but its from some company named jerofld) and yet i still feel thirsty. I am starting to even tear red and my fingers are starting to write in red as well. pretty cool and creapy at the same time.

TS out
 
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As most of you know I work in a hospital and since i'm still thirsty, the blood bank is no more. So I went to the pharmacy and was trying out a few combinations to satisfy this thirst for blood. I've come close but a side effect is that I end up writing in blood some of the time. Strangely enough, it comes and goes in the forum, but not in the lounge or in mods corner. I still write, and cry in blood.

But my quest continues for a cure.

TS
 
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