Trying very hard not to be an a-hole here...
The phone has been out a week. I highly doubt anyone has even considered the possibility of writing all the connecting code to wrap every single iphone API call, hardware function, and UI element on Android. That's before you even consider that if the processors aren't the same, somebody has to write a CPU emulator first.
Not to mention that the iPhone is an essentially undocumented, closed system and will probably always be so.
You're either on crack or you think that this whole technology thing is easy.