I feel your pain, bro...
When the first iPhone 2G came out I bought one. I had it all of 2 weeks when I was mowing on my lawn tractor, jamin' on iTunes, and when I passed by a pine tree, a branch snagged the headphone cord and pulled the iPhone out of my jacket pocket. The phone dropped right in front of the mower deck... And you guessed it - the next thing I heard was a thump, and saw bits and pieces of plastic, glass, and aluminum ejecting out from underneath the tractor.
Apple took pity on me and sold me a refurb for $100. I was very thankful.