If I hadn't set these events into play, I would be declaring war on Motorola and Verizon for marital interference.
I sent my hubby a text that said "I love you xoxoxoxo."
When we met after work, he said that he had a funny conversation with his coworkers. He was telling them about his phone and he told one of them "My droid loves me..."
She says "Really?" While giving him that, "You and the old lady might need to have a talk." look.
Just then, DROOOOIIIIIID! He gets my text message, shows it to her and says "See?"
They were laughing really hard and said "Does your wife know about that?" He let them enjoy it for a while before confessing that it was from me.
I am thinking about putting a sticker on his droid (the phone, you dirty minded people) that says "I don't cook, I don't like sports, I'll cost you lots of money, and I don't give *censored to keep from racking up more infraction points*"
I know it's a dirty trick, but a girl's gotta keep ahead of the competition. Early termination only costs $350, whereas to get rid of me is a little more expensive but I don't want to push it.
Droid + my husband... I am keeping an eye on that hussy!
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