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I believe in God and his book however it is not my place to argue his position to you all it is my place to do is tell you about him and offer you a way to have a personal relationship with him everything else is up to you. I am sorry if the person is a Christian and causing this kind of mishap. The truth is the Good Book tells us we will not know when the world will end and that He will come like a thief in the night. So those tell me that I should worry about today and today only because really my life could end before the world does. and infact chance of my life ending in the next 40 years is very real and likely to happen.
Though I love philosophical discussion, this is not what I was going for with this thread.
Can we please leave all serious discussion about theology out of this?
This is supposed to be a lighthearted discussion, tongue in cheek, about the Mayan calendar ending in a few days.
Please and thank you.
Sorry, I didn't mean to spoil yer thread. Thing is I'm like that when the end of the world is nigh I'm like "what about the holiday I've got booked???" And "does at mean I should open my Xmas prezzies now" kind of thing, thing is when she said it my first comment was "what again???" Cos it's happened that many times.. But I was just niggled that someone who doesn't preach did and that was my first hearings of the latest "end".
And just for the record she wasn't a Christian.
And to add to the (in) significance of your times, tomorrow is the last Date Trifecta any of us are likely to see... 12/12/12.
Hey, there is great significance in tomorrow. It's one of the few days that Americans and Britons can agree what day it is. It's all downhill from there, though.
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Though I love philosophical discussion, this is not what I was going for with this thread.
Can we please leave all serious discussion about theology out of this?
This is supposed to be a lighthearted discussion, tongue in cheek, about the Mayan calendar ending in a few days.
Please and thank you.
What?!? You mean I've been wasting my time all this time reading and responding to this thread in a serious manner for nothing?
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Statistically speaking, numerology just doesn't add up.
They add up if you put the dollar signs in front of them, which is why some companies are doing, and making it profit from all this.
I wouldn't be surprised if Myan spelled backwards is Walmart.
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They add up if you put the dollar signs in front of them, which is why some companies are doing, and making it profit from all this.
I wouldn't be surprised if Myan spelled backwards is Walmart.
That's flipping hilarious! I can just see the throngs of people crowding at the base clamoring to get on the hill! Watch, a small meteor will land right on that mountain destroying all the people on or near it
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That's flipping hilarious! I can just see the throngs of people crowding at the base clamoring to get on the hill! Watch, a small meteor will land right on that mountain destroying all the people on or near it
Nope, cuz then they would go down in history as prophets.
They will all live to be the laughing stock of their family and friends.
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That is just propaganda to discredit those of us in the know.
The end is coming. The machine elves told me personally.
Those were actually underwear gnomes, not machine elves.
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I think there should be a Mayan apocalypse bingo game where you mark off a square on your game card when something or someone does one of the stupid things printed on the card until you fill a row!! and yell bingo! no..wait..Mingo!!
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I guarantee you that on 12/22/12 they will claim they read the calendar wrong (again) and say the end of the world will really be 12/12/21 or 12/21/21 or 21/21/21. (By then congress will have to extend the tax year by 10 extra months.)
Funny thinghappened at work yesterday (12/12/12). I was at my desk doing some work on my computer when it suddenly froze up. I looked down at the clock in the corner of the screen and it was 12:12. I waited for the spontaneous combustion but it never came.
Funny thinghappened at work yesterday (12/12/12). I was at my desk doing some work on my computer when it suddenly froze up. I looked down at the clock in the corner of the screen and it was 12:12. I waited for the spontaneous combustion but it never came.
12/12/12 12:12 is computer code for kill all humans. Thankfully, your computer was the only one that attempted to obey the command and you had Windows installed, so the computer immediately locked up trying to process all the things it had to do.
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WHAT if.....the world already ended, in a parallel universe, but we're the ones in the other universe in which it doesnt end....?? erhaps the Mayans we're telling us THEY are the ones who are ending/ed??
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