dan330

who said he was laughing with u?





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merry xmas
and hoping we see the xmas!

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lunatic59

Now, I can see the resemblance to the Queen, but you don't look anything like the aliens who abducted me. They were redheads.

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Why can't I get abducted by redheads!?!?! All I get are the little gray dudes coming by to hang with Sasquatch! (they do know how to party)

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lunatic59

The abduction part is fun, but they always throw me back saying they were looking for Mayans.


(^^^ See how I kept that on topic?)

SamuraiBigEd

Topic? What is topic?

danemedel

I am not a believer, nobody knows when it ends. Let's just keep going because on dec 22 i'm perfectly sure i'm still here and posting new thread on this forum

Kamau

You know, this was all fun & games for a minute, but now I'm pissed as hell about this end of the world crap.

I just came from my 8 yr old's school after spending an hour with him to calm him down. Seems the substitute teacher for today took it upon herself to mention this crap to the class, and what it is suppose to mean to everybody. Needless to say, it scared the hell out of my child, and about 9 or 10 other children. I cursed her out royally, and they almost had to call the police on me because I was so upset. That lady had no right to bring that up to kids who can't process this kind of information as we adults do.
I have no idea what that woman was thinking.

EarlyMon

Thinking is such a strong word to describe what goes on her skull. Sorry buddy!

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jefboyardee

Far as I can tell, this was all concocted by a bunch of stoned hippies back in the seventies, except for one thing, which is either provably true or false: Galactic Alignment.

At one instant on that day, all the planets will from a straight line to the sun or somesuch. If that’s true, it would seem to me that if a pole reversal can happen, it would require something like that to do it.

As for Niburu flying into us, I find impossible that it could have hidden all this time. If it was there, we would have seen it by now.

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Dude, nothing is going to happen. It's all here say. But! I will say this, " isn't it exciting to imagine that it might?" the only thing I'd like is for something paranormal to happen to shut all them skeptics up. Put em in their place...

jefboyardee

Speaking of objects flying into other objects, that gave me an idea. My state has no front license plate law; people can put whatever they want there.

I’m going to have a plate made that has a mirror image of the word Niburu. That should serve as a perfectly adequate way to warn others to get out of my way. And if someone doesn’t and I hit them, I can just say, “what the hell did you expect?”

EarlyMon

On the 22nd when we're all gone, I'm going to laugh at the paranormal.

AndroidGuide

I really wish people would stop feeding into this "End Of The World" stuff. No man nor woman can predict the end of the world. The rumors have gotten out of hand. The first rumor that was started that the world WASN'T going to end. It was just going through a rebirth phase, but everyone took that as the world ending. I honestly don't think the world is going to end.

EarlyMon

We have a parallel thread called 12/21/12.

This is the mostly fun thread. This is the thread for the end of the world.

This is the thread where you not only learn that the world really is ending soon, but also that asteroids cruise and that Stinky Stinky is now a monarch.

And get great ideas for license plates.

But time is running out. So is my dog.

AndroidGuide

Ok now I understand. But It annoys me because this lady at walmart had a basket full of nothing but WATER. And at the cash register the clerk asked her what was she doing with all the water and she said. "Im getting ready for the zombie attack, I wont have to leave my house, ima have everything" I was just standing there like really -___- .

jefboyardee

I honestly think the world is going to end, but probably not this Friday.

EarlyMon

Ummm. Are you sure that she was serious?

After all, zombie attacks are real. AMC has aired a weekly documentary on them every Sunday night. The Walking Dead. Perhaps you've heard of it.

AndroidGuide

I hope she wasn't but she looked serious. She was an older lady. And yes, I love The Walking Dead, I just hate that their seasons are so short. And I guess that is maybe one of the reasons why she think the world is going to end. It is kind of scary if you ask me. But I didn't know zombies were real. I thought it was just a myth that couldn't be proven.

EarlyMon

Riddle me this Batman - if someone asked you why were you buying a lot of water, would you say that you're thirsty, or that you hated making a lot of trips, or that you'd think it was a useless question and blame zombies?

Little known fact - people stop talking to you when you answer silly questions with sillier answers and a poker face.

As we get closer to the end of the world, this works even better.

lunatic59

I do believe that Enrico Fermi tried the Zombie explanation when the Nazi's asked him about all the heavy water he was buying at Wälmartstrasse. Didn't work then, either.

EarlyMon

Enrico never could tell a joke.

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lunatic59

What's it doing in *this* thread?

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EarlyMon

I'd answer that, but you can't see my face.

huh

but I can!!! with my magical mystical orb

lunatic59

You mean this one?

dan330

seriously.. i thought this thread was serious..

Liamo_210

You mean it isn't

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chris4x4

Just watched somthing put on by NASA. THey say the world isnt gonna end. However........they have been wrong about things in the past....like Pluto.....so...Im still thinking it could go either way.

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zuben el genub

Never seen any walking dead that looked like they were physically out of the crypt, but I have seen plenty of mentally dead walking all ove.

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zuben el genub

NASA wasn't around when Clyde Tombaugh discovered Pluto. Pluto's true nature wasn't known until the ability to track and photograph got up to today's tech.

NASA put the scopes that help in orbit.

Pluto was found by using a blink comparator on glass photo plates.

EarlyMon

Well even the serious stuff is fun here, like the stuff about Pluto for example.

lunatic59

And I always thought Pluto was found using a corn dog at Magic Mountain.

Just for the record, is the Mayan exhibit at Disney World set to close on the 21st?

chris4x4

Pluto is serioz biznez .....I actually think Pluto kinda got screwed.

huh

um... hello? Pluto is Mickey Mouses Dog..how could Mayan's from Nasa even know that? They didn't even have disney... or MTV...



hope yall know im kidding ..
I'm not really a DUMB blonde...
I just play one on TV...


..
but...wait!!
whew!!!

Mayan's dont even know who I am!!! They dont have cable
(kidding) I'm not onTV Cable!!!!
actually..kinda hoping I didnt have to point out the sarcastic silliness..of my babble..
but after deeper ish thought...thought
i should clarify
in case there is some freak out ..someone thinking or..believing i mean it.or..


im being..sarcastic...i tend to do that


yikes!
life just got kind of.....
wtf didn't it...?
after school murders in CONN.
can't even......
fully..go there in my head.... without feeling such ....pain..tears..shock

defense mechanism i suppose...

TheAtheistReverend

Hallelujah! Amen! Geshundheit!

olbriar

"It's A Small World After All" no biggie.

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EarlyMon

For those that missed it, a spammer couldn't take the pressure and just now decided to post here, where staff is hanging out.

If that doesn't prove that the Mayans were right, what would?!

Rxpert83

Staff gets all the best deals from spammers

huh

ughhhh
and I missed it!!!!

dag nab it!!!!!!!!!!





i heard Spammers are harder to prove and photograph than Nessie!!!



next time....

olbriar

Sortta like a lemming.

damewolf13

But Early really does that! He sometimes answers questions with mind blowingly compound silliness, and you are just left scratching your head.
Meanwhile....on the other side of Early's computer screen..........
"Bwahahaha...Bwahahahahahah.......

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Gmash

Sometimes? I thought blowing minds was the whole reason Early stopped on this planet. Ever seen that movie Scanners? Early's like one of those dudes.

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EarlyMon

That's crazy. I'm here for the same things you are - to blow out amps, speakers, tires and flip flops.

chris4x4

Dod you just call me a sausage?

huh

yes

lunatic59

Did someone say sausage? That's almost bacon!

dan330

who said bacon?

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