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Old December 17th, 2012, 07:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What did the bean say to the other bean.....How you Bean

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So a guy walks into a bar.....says ouch

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh
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When is a door not a door? when its ajar.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, Hi, I'm Alex
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Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team?
She ran away from the ball

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Put a little boogie in it

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So last night I had this weird dream that I was a muffler... I don't think I slept very well though - when I woke up, I was exhausted.
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So last night I had this weird dream that I was a muffler... I don't think I slept very well though - when I woke up, I was exhausted.
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Old December 18th, 2012, 09:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Two men walked into a bar... the third one ducked

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A gummy bear!


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Have anyone heard the joke about the butter...I can't tell you it might spread
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So, did you guys/gals hear about those new corduroy pillows? No? They've been making headlines...
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I went to a boxing match the other nite and a hockey game broke out!
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Man I'm so lost lol
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Took me a while but i got it! lol
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A: Just in-case they get a hole-in-one.

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Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or the baby?

The baby, because he’s a little Bigger.
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(I actually made this one up...)

How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but they have to be really small.
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This is all i have for now.



Have you heard of the new restaurant on the moon? The food is amazing, but I've heard its got no atmosphere
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Also i found these.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam

lol I'm using the fish joke today
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If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
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The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
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two buddies went hunting, while in the woods one of them suddenly grabbed his chest keeled over and was lying on the ground.His friend ran over to him and called 911 when the operator answered he said" omg I think my friend is dead what do I do?" she said.."ok calm down first we have to make sure he is really dead." he said "ok hold on.."
a shot gun blast rings out and then he comes back and says.."OK .. now what?"
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My doctor told me I was both a tepee and a wigwam. I must be too tense.
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hmmmm I have reservations....
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My daughter told me this when she was a little girl. I loved it of course.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.
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There was this zoo, and all the animals died one by one until all that was left was a single dog.

It was a shitzoo.
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This guy was walking along the road pulling a piece of sting. Another guy asked 'why are you pulling that piece of string'? The first guy replies 'have you ever tried pushing it?

Another guy walking along with a dog who was wearing brown boots. A lady passing by asked 'why is your dog wearing brown boots?' The answer came back ..... ' his black ones are being mended'

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Two bears are taking a shower. The first bear says "please pass the salt." The second bear looks at him and asks "what do you think I am, a radio?"
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-_- I don't get it?
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He/she meant soap.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

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Yeah, but what's the comment about being a radio mean? That's the punchline, after all...
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Yeah me neither.

Yeah, but what's the comment about being a radio mean? That's the punchline, after all...
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Old January 29th, 2013, 05:24 AM   #46 (permalink)
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It's an anti-joke, nearly a half-century old, it just won't die. There's nothing to get.
I got that it wasn't meant to make sense, but I was really responding to the explanation that he asked for the salt instead of soap, as if that clarified the joke, whereas the real confusion was in the unrelated punchline.

It's surrealist in nature, with the juxtaposition of unrelated irrelevant elements.

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