August 16th, 2013, 08:35 PM
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On this, the 36th anniversary of The King's passing,
I would be remiss were I to let it end without offering you my friends this morsel of Preslefication.
Some will debate whether it was Elvis or Michael Jackson that was the King of Pop.
That's just stupid. Everybody Knows it was Elvis.
And I can Prove it.
We all know that Michael Jackson had a chimp. But he Stole That Idea from Elvis, Elvis had the damn chimp first.
Not only did Elvis have the chimp first, but Elvis's chimp was named Scatter.
And Scatter liked to drink Bourbon.
And THAT'S why Elvis was the damn King.
Bruce in Ocala, Fl