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Dngrsone Android Expert Jan 24, 2013 4,641 4,498 Centrally located far from everywhere, CA Jan 31, 2017 #251 Jan 31, 2017 Add bookmark #251 Nice Upvote 0
shalemail Android Expert Jul 21, 2010 3,352 11,252 Under your bed Jan 31, 2017 #252 Jan 31, 2017 Add bookmark #252 All exits have been sealed. Reactions: codesplice, The_Chief, krokus and 6 others Upvote 0
shalemail Android Expert Jul 21, 2010 3,352 11,252 Under your bed Feb 1, 2017 #253 Feb 1, 2017 Add bookmark #253 Reactions: codesplice, psionandy, Unforgiven and 2 others Upvote 0
The_Chief Accept no imitations! VIP Member Nov 17, 2009 15,864 18,364 Manchester, Tennessee Feb 2, 2017 #254 Feb 2, 2017 Add bookmark #254 My Dad became a diabetic and had part of his foot amputated. Then Mom left him. Apparently, she was lack-toes intolerant. Reactions: codesplice, shalemail, lunatic59 and 1 other person Upvote 0
My Dad became a diabetic and had part of his foot amputated. Then Mom left him. Apparently, she was lack-toes intolerant.
dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy VIP Member Dec 31, 2011 18,579 11,518 Boston MA USA Feb 2, 2017 #255 Feb 2, 2017 Add bookmark #255 I just wrapped eighteen dollars in pennies, nickels, and dimes. I call that "Time we'll spent". Reactions: shalemail, lunatic59 and Clementine_3 Upvote 0
shalemail Android Expert Jul 21, 2010 3,352 11,252 Under your bed Feb 2, 2017 #256 Feb 2, 2017 Add bookmark #256 Reactions: codesplice, rootabaga, lunatic59 and 2 others Upvote 0
shalemail Android Expert Jul 21, 2010 3,352 11,252 Under your bed Feb 2, 2017 #257 Feb 2, 2017 Add bookmark #257 PURRRRRRRPendicular Reactions: codesplice, krokus, Unforgiven and 2 others Upvote 0
Clementine_3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ VIP Member Nov 16, 2009 6,705 10,218 Down in the park with a friend called Five Feb 3, 2017 #258 Feb 3, 2017 Add bookmark #258 That's just all sorts of wrong, which makes it just all sorts of punny. Reactions: rootabaga and lunatic59 Upvote 0
shalemail Android Expert Jul 21, 2010 3,352 11,252 Under your bed Feb 3, 2017 #259 Feb 3, 2017 Add bookmark #259 OH THE HU-MANATEE!!! Reactions: bcrichster, codesplice, Dngrsone and 3 others Upvote 0
lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum Moderator Jun 12, 2010 40,679 43,522 Pennsylvania www.cmgd.net Feb 3, 2017 #260 Feb 3, 2017 Add bookmark #260 Which means it's time for this again ... Reactions: dontpanicbobby, codesplice, shalemail and 1 other person Upvote 0
shalemail Android Expert Jul 21, 2010 3,352 11,252 Under your bed Feb 6, 2017 #261 Feb 6, 2017 Add bookmark #261 Reactions: The_Chief Upvote 0
Dngrsone Android Expert Jan 24, 2013 4,641 4,498 Centrally located far from everywhere, CA Feb 6, 2017 #262 Feb 6, 2017 Add bookmark #262 Okay, now that is horrible! Reactions: shalemail Upvote 0
lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum Moderator Jun 12, 2010 40,679 43,522 Pennsylvania www.cmgd.net Feb 7, 2017 #263 Feb 7, 2017 Add bookmark #263 Or, they could be heroes. Either way, to make the force you have to cut the mustard. Reactions: shalemail, codesplice, rootabaga and 3 others Upvote 0
Clementine_3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ VIP Member Nov 16, 2009 6,705 10,218 Down in the park with a friend called Five Feb 7, 2017 #264 Feb 7, 2017 Add bookmark #264 There's no such thing as too much mayonnaise. My signature has been telling all of you that for a long time. Reactions: shalemail, codesplice and lunatic59 Upvote 0
There's no such thing as too much mayonnaise. My signature has been telling all of you that for a long time.
Dngrsone Android Expert Jan 24, 2013 4,641 4,498 Centrally located far from everywhere, CA Feb 7, 2017 #265 Feb 7, 2017 Add bookmark #265 Cheese, officer, I havarti went over the speed limit! Reactions: shalemail, codesplice, dontpanicbobby and 2 others Upvote 0
lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum Moderator Jun 12, 2010 40,679 43,522 Pennsylvania www.cmgd.net Feb 7, 2017 #266 Feb 7, 2017 Add bookmark #266 Okay, we're Gouda. Reactions: shalemail, codesplice, dontpanicbobby and 1 other person Upvote 0
shalemail Android Expert Jul 21, 2010 3,352 11,252 Under your bed Feb 12, 2017 #267 Feb 12, 2017 Add bookmark #267 The truth is out there. Reactions: Nikkixf, codesplice, krokus and 6 others Upvote 0
shalemail Android Expert Jul 21, 2010 3,352 11,252 Under your bed Feb 13, 2017 #268 Feb 13, 2017 Add bookmark #268 Reactions: Nikkixf, olbriar, codesplice and 7 others Upvote 0
Unforgiven ...eschew obfuscation... Administrator Jun 23, 2010 42,691 56,935 Douglas, MA Feb 13, 2017 #269 Feb 13, 2017 Add bookmark #269 Reactions: Nikkixf, olbriar, codesplice and 5 others Upvote 0
dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy VIP Member Dec 31, 2011 18,579 11,518 Boston MA USA Feb 13, 2017 #270 Feb 13, 2017 Add bookmark #270 That's cause it's still snowing. Carry on. Nothing to see here. Reactions: shalemail Upvote 0
Dngrsone Android Expert Jan 24, 2013 4,641 4,498 Centrally located far from everywhere, CA Feb 17, 2017 #271 Feb 17, 2017 Add bookmark #271 Dngrswife is looking at me funny because I'm laughing for no apparent reason. Reactions: shalemail and rootabaga Upvote 0
dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy VIP Member Dec 31, 2011 18,579 11,518 Boston MA USA Feb 20, 2017 #272 Feb 20, 2017 Add bookmark #272 Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy. Reactions: Nikkixf, shalemail, lunatic59 and 3 others Upvote 0
The_Chief Accept no imitations! VIP Member Nov 17, 2009 15,864 18,364 Manchester, Tennessee Feb 20, 2017 #273 Feb 20, 2017 Add bookmark #273 *GROAN* Reactions: krokus, psionandy, shalemail and 7 others Upvote 0
shalemail Android Expert Jul 21, 2010 3,352 11,252 Under your bed Feb 20, 2017 #274 Feb 20, 2017 Add bookmark #274 Reactions: Nikkixf, krokus, dontpanicbobby and 5 others Upvote 0
D dan330 Extreme Android User Jan 22, 2010 12,492 4,028 Feb 22, 2017 #275 Feb 22, 2017 Add bookmark #275 rootabaga said: How do people think up such gems? View attachment 116425 Click to expand... i know that i am being difficult... but... lions have a pride of females.... and tigers dont Upvote 0
rootabaga said: How do people think up such gems? View attachment 116425 Click to expand... i know that i am being difficult... but... lions have a pride of females.... and tigers dont