Is there a med that I can take for free that makes me feel great all the time and has no side effects?
Is there a political candidate I can vote for who is really dedicated to the well-being of all those who make less than $200,000 per year?
Is there a way that I can hack into Amazon and get everything I want for free?
Is there a way I can play blues harp like Little Walter and guitar like bill Frisell without practicing?
Is there a way that I can tell who is going to win the World Series and be able to bet a large quantity of money with assurance that I will win?
Is there a way that I can get all the members of Led Zeppelin and Aerosmith to come over to my house next Saturday and play for me and my friends?
Is there a way that I can win the Boston Marathon without having to train?
Is there a way that I can live in an awesome house on the beach in Hawaii for free and surf and drink all day? (maybe Zep and A-smith would at least consider dropping by in that case...)
(and if I had those meds from #1....)