Off-topic: I got Spanked. What about you?

twospirits · October 14th, 2012, 09:20 PM

So... In light of the news that the Japanese company Softbank has stated that they plan on buying Sprint for x amount of dollars this week. I figure that the New Company will soon start marketing the new company.

A fellow sprint member mentioned combining the names of both Sprint and Softbank into Spank.

Therefore, both me and Early feel that we should give the members here a reason to dish out marketing ideas for the new combined company Spank.

I can't wait to spank out some 4G

Wait for our first spank out of service notice.

Spank covers your world.

You can get Spank anywhere.

In some places Spank is slow, but experts say that it will speed up at the end of the plan.

I was tired of getting screwed by Verizon, so I switched. For me, its Spank or nothing now.

I got Spanked, how about you?

You can't get Spank everywhere, but you can get LiTE Spanked.

These are ours, post up yours....

TS out

KOLIO · October 14th, 2012, 09:33 PM

I suggest the the new company change to a more appropriate color scheme that results from one being spanked, say
RED
BLACK & BLUE

dan330 · October 14th, 2012, 09:36 PM

there is good and bad spankings... just sayin

we sprint customers might get a bad spanking!

SoulSmilen · October 14th, 2012, 09:38 PM

Sprint to the nearest metro and softbank some Spank!

I give thanks for my Spanks.

SoulSmilen · October 14th, 2012, 09:49 PM

Unlimited data forever - thank Spank!

SoulSmilen · October 14th, 2012, 09:57 PM

A public message to Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile: You've been Spanked and outranked!

TwoSpirits, do you have any idea what you've done to me? LOL, I love stuff like this and now my brain won't rest all night!

ScandaLeX · October 14th, 2012, 10:05 PM

Riding my horse

Spank Me Gangnam Style!!!

SoulSmilen · October 14th, 2012, 10:10 PM

Customer at a Spank store...
How much data can I use?
Rep answer: You can fill in the blank when you choose Spank!

Customer at a AT&T store...
How much data can I use?
Rep answer: You can buy as much as you need, but if you go over your pockets will bleed!
Customer: No way I'm paying that much, I'm going to Spank, and you can take that to the bank!

Disclaimer... I'm obviously going with the hopeful assumption the unlimited plans will stay, but if they don't, no raggin on me later! Hehe

drexappeal · October 15th, 2012, 12:01 AM

ROFLMAO...It's the Spank Now Network!....LOL...Spank it, without limits.

SoulSmilen · October 15th, 2012, 12:03 AM

High end phones with LTE swank - you can't go wrong when you rely on Spank!

Last one, bedtime now.. lol

SoulSmilen · October 15th, 2012, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drexappeal

ROFLMAO...It's the Spank Now Network!....LOL...Spank it, without limits.

Bahahaha, so good!

LMAO, that one will spur visuals!

ScandaLeX · October 15th, 2012, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulSmilen

High end phones with LTE swank - you can't go wrong when you rely on Spank!

Last one, bedtime now.. lol

TS created this thread. I sincerely think he needs to go to bed too before he gets SPANKED!

EarlyMon · October 15th, 2012, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScandaLeX

TS created this thread. I sincerely think he needs to go to bed too before he gets SPANKED!

Dude, don't make him send you to Spanklandia!

Yes. He has pictures of Spanklandia.

No. You do not want to go there.

KOLIO · October 15th, 2012, 07:13 AM

Looks like I may have been the 1st SPANKEE........

Just moved from the MOTOROLA PHOTON to the SAMSUNG GS III in the middle of my contract,due to warranty replacement unavailability of the PHOTON.(VIA BEST BUY).

Now,SPANKIT is billing me for an upgrade activation fee of $38.Before I call SPANKIT & voice my displeasure of being SPANKED w/o so much as a "HI,HOW DO YA DO,WELCOME TO SPANKIT",am I on the hook for the activation fee?

THX TO ALL SPANKERS OUT THERE!

Orion · October 15th, 2012, 07:49 AM

Spank? Ummm truly unlimited.

KOLIO · October 15th, 2012, 07:56 AM

The NOW NETWORK is reported to be the official wireless provider for MLB's NEW YORK SPANKEES........

NYCHitman1 · October 15th, 2012, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOLIO

The NOW NETWORK is reported to be the official wireless provider for MLB's NEW YORK SPANKEES........

Since when? AT&T has been their (NYY) provider for ages.

drexappeal · October 15th, 2012, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOLIO

Looks like I may have been the 1st SPANKEE........

Just moved from the MOTOROLA PHOTON to the SAMSUNG GS III in the middle of my contract,due to warranty replacement unavailability of the PHOTON.(VIA BEST BUY).

Now,SPANKIT is billing me for an upgrade activation fee of $38.Before I call SPANKIT & voice my displeasure of being SPANKED w/o so much as a "HI,HOW DO YA DO,WELCOME TO SPANKIT",am I on the hook for the activation fee?

THX TO ALL SPANKERS OUT THERE!

That's a mistake. They should wave it without issue. Only time activation should be charged, as far as i understand, is when a phone is upgraded under eligible upgrade.

drexappeal · October 15th, 2012, 08:57 AM

Spank is the official provider of the NBA. Play Doodle Jump while Spanking it unlimited.... Hahaha

twospirits · October 15th, 2012, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOLIO

The NOW NETWORK is reported to be the official wireless provider for MLB's NEW YORK SPANKEES........

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYCHitman1

Since when? AT&T has been their (NYY) provider for ages.

If they don't win any games from this point out, they will be Spanked.

I think I created a monster with this thread. lol

TS

braxton355 · October 15th, 2012, 10:03 AM

The companies name at the moment from what I know is called New Sprint.

EarlyMon · October 15th, 2012, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by braxton355

The companies name at the moment from what I know is called New Sprint.

Spank the New Sprint!

braxton355 · October 15th, 2012, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarlyMon

Spank the New Sprint!

Haha sounds good to me!

KOLIO · October 15th, 2012, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drexappeal

That's a mistake. They should wave it without issue. Only time activation should be charged, as far as i understand, is when a phone is upgraded under eligible upgrade.

They consider it an upgrade,mistakenly so,since my UPSPANK

isn't until June 2013 (which hasn't changed).I'll clear this up w/the CSR who handled the warranty replacement @ BEST BUY.

dan330 · October 15th, 2012, 10:50 AM

got spank?
spank me baby

EarlyMon · October 15th, 2012, 10:56 AM

You can get all sorts of spank plans, especially on nights and weekends.

But the most popular is still spank unlimited!

KOLIO · October 15th, 2012, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarlyMon

You can get all sorts of spank plans, especially on nights and weekends.

But the most popular is still spank unlimited!

+1 Only true,un-throttled SPANKING will do for yours truly...........

twospirits · October 15th, 2012, 11:29 AM

Recent conversation at a mall:

Verizon: I got Game, baby
Sprint: I got Spanked, bro
T-Mobile: I'm hot.
AT&T: I got nothing.

TS

ScandaLeX · October 15th, 2012, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarlyMon

Dude, don't make him send you to Spanklandia!

Yes. He has pictures of Spanklandia.

No. You do not want to go there.

I won't. This (Spanklandia) went over my head anyway.

twospirits · October 15th, 2012, 12:29 PM

If you look at my signature, you see the Banlandia link. But it too will be bought out by Softbank thus resulting in Spanklandia.

As for the images, Early, I have no idea what you are talking about.

TS

SoulSmilen · October 15th, 2012, 12:57 PM

Telling my age here, but couldn't resist.. lol

“The Now Network, Sprint, a network barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild it, we have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first Spankbank Network. The New Sprint will be that network. Better than it was before. Better... Stronger... Faster!”

EarlyMon · October 15th, 2012, 01:01 PM

I know that show...

The $8 billion Spank

SoulSmilen · October 15th, 2012, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarlyMon

I know that show...

The $8 billion Spank

Bwahahahaha!

dan330 · October 15th, 2012, 01:26 PM

was it not the 6 Million Dollar man?

now

23 Billion Dollar Spank

EarlyMon · October 15th, 2012, 01:40 PM

Well Dan, Spank has inflation.

dan330 · October 15th, 2012, 01:45 PM

yeah... 6 million today can only get you an arm.. so you can spank in slow motion!
*** que in the bionic music/sound

KOLIO · October 15th, 2012, 01:51 PM

The remaining 30% stake in SPANK will be bought by no other than MOTOROLA, resulting in a new entity to be named SPANKOROLA....

drexappeal · October 15th, 2012, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOLIO

The remaining 30% stake in SPANK will be bought by no other than MOTOROLA, resulting in a new entity to be named SPANKOROLA....

Well, technically speaking, it would be Google purchasing if that were the case, so it would be:

SpankGooRola...ugh, now that's just wrong! LOL

SoulSmilen · October 15th, 2012, 02:36 PM

Ok, I don't EVER play on my phone at work, this madness has to stop! LOL
These folks already refer to me as a geek, obsessed, etc.. me laughing at my phone and scrambling for the forum when I don't even text on it at work is not helping.

Taking my Evo Springooglrola Spankphone and putting it in my pocket!

EarlyMon · October 15th, 2012, 02:46 PM

So, now you have a pocket Spank.

I've been waiting to spring that joke since ts first brought this up.

SoulSmilen · October 15th, 2012, 03:13 PM

Classic! So glad I could oblige so you could use that!

twospirits · October 15th, 2012, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarlyMon

Well Dan, Spank has inflation.

LMAO

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan330

yeah... 6 million today can only get you an arm.. so you can spank in slow motion!
*** que in the bionic music/sound

And if you get the new Samsung Galaxy Note 2, you be able to see it in multi-view mode.

TS

KOLIO · October 15th, 2012, 06:15 PM

Welcome to SPANK, taking BUTT-DIALING to a whole new level............

Granite1 · October 15th, 2012, 06:23 PM

I've been married to Sprint for over 7 years, so I'm now proud to be a part of the Spank Nation!

KOLIO · October 15th, 2012, 06:27 PM

No doubt to debut on SUPER BOWL SUNDAY.........

Ladies & Gentlemen;meet SPANKASAURUS REX!

KOLIO · October 15th, 2012, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarlyMon

Spank the New Sprint!

Now only if we could get Carly on board........

Ezduzit08 · October 15th, 2012, 07:34 PM

Spank you very much!

BenChase7 · October 16th, 2012, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOLIO

Now only if we could get Carly on board........

I've always been a fan of Carly!

Back in the day when Sprint rolled out the nations First digital PCS network, it was known as Sprint Vision... What I'd like to do is combine that... the New Sprint, with Network Vision, and, of course, Carly...

We could call it Spanktra Vision HD!

Edit: Unlimited Spanktra Vision HD featuring Carly would be a great selling point!

PyroSporker · October 16th, 2012, 12:17 PM

I hate trying to get Spank when I am out of town on business, or away on vacation. I look everywhere for it and try asking around but usually can't find it except when I'm in the downtown city area. Sometimes if you ask the right people you can find it elsewhere though. Its so easy to get Spank at home because I know the right areas to hang around in. When I'm away though it is a major challenge to get Spank on my hands(et).

dan330 · October 16th, 2012, 12:26 PM

^^^^ try craigslist.org.. they have some crazy services .. you know what i am referring too!