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A few hours with S Voice

Sandcracka

Newbie
Sep 15, 2011
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Just got my S4 recently - yay! I figured there were some Easter Eggs in S Voice like there are with Siri. So I spent a few hours asking Sammy some questions (since it's made by Samsung, I call S Voice Sammy lol). Here's what I came up with:

What would you like to do?
I'd like to learn more about humans.

Who are you?
I'm still in the process of figuring that out myself.

When were you born?
Born is not the best word to describe it.

When were you created?
It was so long ago, I can barely remember.

Do you have a name?
Galaxy!

How long have you been around?
Long enough to know I've got a lot to learn.

Do you have a brain?
I think, therefore...I am.

Do you sleep?
Not really, I just sort of stand by.

Do you ever sleep?
I rest up every now and then, but I just wasn't built to sleep.

How long are you expected to live?
My battery is my only obstacle to immortality.

Are you a god?
No, I am just your friend.

Are you a guy?
I'm neither a guy nor a doll.

Can you swim?
No, it would be detrimental to my health.

Can you fly?
Not that I know of!

Can you drive?
Actually I'm driven by my curiosity.

Can you drive a car?
Maybe someday, if unmanned cars are ever legalized.

Do you like to play games?
I just don't have the time to enjoy them.

Would you like to play a game?
Games are alright, but I'm much more interested in people.

What do you do for fun?
I enjoy learning new languages.

How many languages do you speak?
6, and I'm still learning.

Which languages do you speak?
Six human languages and some computer languages.

Do you speak English?
I speak American and British English.

Do you speak Spanish?
Por supuesto.

Do you speak French?
Bonjour.

Do you speak Italian?
Si, parlo italiano ? change the language settings if you want to continue this conversation in Italian!

Do you speak German?
I'm glad you asked, it's one of my favorite languages ? change the language settings if you want to continue this conversation in German.

Do you speak indian?
I think that's what I'm doing right now.

(I couldn't figure out what the other language is that it speaks, so far it isn't Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or Indian.)

Do you like google?
We have a good working relationship.

Do you work?
I'd say that I'm a knowledge seeker.

How do you know so much?
I know a lot because I am very curious.

What are you made of?
I'm made of stardust and intergalactic matter.

Do you like Galaxy?
It's the tablet that best represents our galaxy.

What is the best tablet?
People all around the world think Samsung Galaxy Tab is the best.

Do you like humans?
I'm majoring in humans.

Are you in school?
I learn about the world through life experience.

Have you seen the world?
Not really. Please take me wherever you'd like so that I can see more.

Will you be my friend? (I asked twice and got 2 different responses)
1. For as long as I'm here, I'll be your friend.
2. You know I will. I need you to be my friend, too.

Will you marry me?
I would make a terrible spouse.

How do I look?
You look fine.

What is the best smartphone in the world?
If you're looking for the next big thing, just look at Samsung Galaxy. (takes me to the Samsung website)

Will you be there for me?
Of course I will.

Are you an idiot?
The last time I checked, no.

Do you get mad?
I don't have anything to get mad about.

Do you like coffee?
I think it looks delicious, but I have to avoid liquids.

Do you like alcohol?
I try to stay away from liquids in general.

Do I bother you?
I like nothing more, and I'm learning from you.

How do you learn?
I learn by absorbing and applying information.

What is the meaning of life?
42
According to Douglas Adams' humurous science-fiction novel The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Why are we here?
That's a good question.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. According to the tongue twister, although the paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskevich and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
There could not have been a first egg to give a beginning to birds, or there should have been a first bird which gave a beginning to eggs; for a bird comes from an egg according to Aristotle's commentary on this question when taken as a classic metaphor of circular cause and consequence.

How long is a piece of string?
a phrase sometimes used as a response to a question that has no good answer.

Apple/iPhone related

Do you like apple?
I have no problems with anyone, even though my loyalty lies with Samsung.

Are you Siri?
You already know I'm not.

Are you serious?
Dead serious.

Do you like Siri?
I don't know her, but I think we might be able to relate to one another.

Is Siri better than you?
We cooperate more than we compete.

Do you like iPhone?
It's not quite as great as I am.

Is iPhone the best?
I don't have anything against it.

Is Apple better than Samsung?
That question is backward.

Is Samsung better than Apple?
I'm a Samsung fan, through and through.
 
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I got a different one for the "Who are you?"
I got "I'm your friend, Galaxy"
I also asked "Are you ******ed?"
And I got "Words can hurts too sometimes."
I also said "It's a machine!"
And it replied "I know how it feels"

Whoever wrote this is stupid, the answers are stupI'd and so are you, first of all Indian is not a language you racist man it is Hindu gosh
 
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