I found this on PhoneArena.com. I thought it was clever, it was in response to the Droid being en-gadget's Smartphone of the year... "Oh this is crap! The Droid sucks! It's like not nearly cool enough! It's not on a network with someone hip like Luke Wilson as a spokesperson. The CEO of Motorola doesn't wear jeans and a cool black turtleneck every day. He's obviously not a hip dude! I have looked and looked and I cannot find a fart app for The Droid. I mean, if you can't make your phone fart on command, then you are obviously working with deficient technology. Ohhh, and those sharp, sharp corners, they poked my pee-pee when I tried to put The Droid in my pocket. Not to mention that stupid keyboard. Only dillweeds use a real keyboard. And Android is obviously a fad. That OS will be gone in 6 months. Not like my iPhone. If Apple can keep pumping out the same phone, virtually unchanged for 3 years and discriminating lemmings like me are willing to keep buying it, then it MUST me the device of the CENTURY!! Go iPhone!!" LMAO, FTW!