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  1. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    "Alright give me a few moments" he calls someone in the back room and you sense magical energy coming from the back. Then an apparently blind man comes out with 2 new swords one with a feint white glow the other with a slight yellow glow. Damage 5-14 + 4-9 elemental damage.

    Nami/Zoro mash-up?

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  2. agentc13

    agentc13 Daleks Über Alles VIP Member

    "Well, when T'res gets back, maybe we can go explore those ruins. We should get our stuff ready."
  3. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    "Also ,how much can I get these short swords "
    I have 2, I think .

    A bit of Zoro plus Bolt sword pair of Seven Ninja swordsmen
  4. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    IIRC they are non-magical swords
    "I will give you 150 for both."
  5. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    "Deal . I will stop by ,if I need more swords "
    returns to penthouse with the swords
  6. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    It is up to you guys to get going at this point. Danforth can wait, he has provided all the info he has about the ruins
  7. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    "Lets go smith,sparky,Cain .I am waiting to try out my new swords "
  8. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    Looks around the penthouse .
    "No one is around .I should check out the Angelic Moe's pub .I heard it is an open mic poetry night there "

    Leaves to torture people with his poetry ..
    Yes :rolleyes: ,I am bored :eek: :p :D
  9. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    feel free to write out your poetry but you need to make it better/worse than both Killer Bee's and Vogon poetry to get PP :p:D
  10. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    moves to the pub and watches a large ground .turns out every poet has to wear a sombrero to compete .
    Thinks
    "That wont look good >_>"
    approaches mic wearing a sombrero

    "Moon is the sky
    I have to defy
    No towel to cry
    I swatted a fly
    "
    "Yeahhhaaaaa "
  11. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    "This contest looks fun
    as hot as the sun
    hot cross buns
    cain cant aim a gun "
  12. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    Gets down and interacts with his fans ...
  13. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    What is bad is I am seeing Law saying these...
  14. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    "Did you guys enjoy my eloquent poetry !!"

    he is doctor of death though he doesnt look like it
    Law and Mihawk are very interesting .
  15. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    The crowd has not tried to commit mass suicide so you have not surpassed Vogon poetry at this point
  16. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    gets on stage citing popular demand ...

    "9 yards stick
    lollipops to lick
    make sure the donkey
    gives him one last kick"
  17. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    the problem may be the format you use...vogon poetry is a free form style, You seem to be using a corrputed form of something between haiku and iambic pentameter
  18. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    "There is a pub in this town
    ran by angels
    A cuddly teddy bear
    lie in a corner
    Hugs needed
    A glass of beer in his hands
    breaks
    thwanggg
    It will be remembered .
    Ice cream is in the fridge
    "
  19. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    getting better worse :D you will be a poet before you know it...yeah I know that was bad
  20. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    "Alright this new poem is know as Sally goes to the town"

    "A guy around the corner .
    vending tarot cards
    some thing blue
    around the corner
    A loaf of bread
    with moulds
    legs now feel like
    Orange Jelly Beans
    Oh la la
    Burp
    "
  21. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    Now that earns you 1 PP, you have tapped into your inner vogon and Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are begging to be deaf at this moment :D
  22. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    "Alright," I say to Smith, "let's see where T'res and Sparky went,"

    "Do you hear that?" I say directing my attention towards the open mic night in progress.

    ;)
  23. AntimonyER

    AntimonyER AF Addict VIP Member

    Walks into the pub, listens to T'res for a second and has enough, walks back out, and sees Smith and Cain walking his way.

    "I think T'resezk has drank too much. Either that or he is the worst poet in the world. Let's grab him and get out of here."
  24. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    Notices Sparky .
    and leaves the pub in haste
    "So are we up for adventure ?"
  25. agentc13

    agentc13 Daleks Über Alles VIP Member

    "Yeah, I hear there is something fishy going on in some ruins here near town. Want to check them out with us?"
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