Bad Wish Thread


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  1. fwinternet

    fwinternet New Member

    I thought of one that could be fun and challenging. I do imagine someone else has already done it but hey I was the 2nd person to think of it. No? Ok I guess the 3rd. Really? 4th???? Damn well lets just play.

    The way this works is you make a wish for something while the next person ruins it then makes his/her own.

    I would recommend keeping it clean as possible however if something sexual maybe word it like.
    "I wish I was the best lover a woman could have."
    "Granted, but now your gay."


    I wish I had a new house.

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  2. huh

    huh Well-Known Member

    but you can't afford the mortgage:)



    I wish I was at the beach
  3. fwinternet

    fwinternet New Member

    Granted. Too bad it is closed do to oil spill.

    I wish I was a teenager again.
  4. SirSpace

    SirSpace Well-Known Member

    but now your 35 and ruined your life.

    i wish i had all the weed in the world
  5. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra= VIP Member

    Wish granted. But it's crabgrass.

    I wish there were more non-violent programs on tv.
  6. SirSpace

    SirSpace Well-Known Member

    wish granted. But now there is nothing to watch

    I wish i could save more money
  7. AndroidMoo

    AndroidMoo Well-Known Member

    Granted. But there is no money to save.

    I wish I could have a Yotaphone when it comes out.
  8. SirSpace

    SirSpace Well-Known Member

    wish granted. dont know what that is but it wont be what you expect it to be hehehe.

    i wish that i didnt have to go to work but still receive my pay lol
  9. Shotgun84

    Shotgun84 Well-Known Member

    Wish granted but you're on the dole

    I wish I didn't have to be up at 5 in the morning
  10. SirSpace

    SirSpace Well-Known Member

    wish granted. But now youll never sleep again

    I wish for apple to go out of business
  11. huh

    huh Well-Known Member

    okey dokey

    but now the annoying orange took Apples place!







    I wish I was in Tahiti
  12. zoxxo

    zoxxo Well-Known Member

    Granted. Welcome to Tahiti Wisconsin.

    I wish I had the BatMobile!
  13. Davdi

    Davdi Well-Known Member Contributor

    Granted, but it'd full of Vampire bats.

    I wish I had the body of a deity
  14. AndroidMoo

    AndroidMoo Well-Known Member

    Granted. But the cops found you smoking the weed.

    I wish I could have a gamestick
  15. huh

    huh Well-Known Member

    granted
    but it's really really tiny..;)








    I wish I was skiing right now
  16. Davdi

    Davdi Well-Known Member Contributor

    Granted. But on the highway?

    I wish my car was electric
  17. smokinjoe1979

    smokinjoe1979 Well-Known Member

    Granted. But your electric car can only drive 50 feet on one charge.



    I wish I ran the world.
  18. huh

    huh Well-Known Member

    granted

    but you have to literally run across the whole world







    i wish i was on star trek
  19. Davdi

    Davdi Well-Known Member Contributor

    Granted. But Ye cannae change the laws of physics.

    I wish I could climb Mt Everest
  20. Mehta23

    Mehta23 Well-Known Member

    Granted. Too bad I made you overly lazy... :p

    I wish my jaw would stop aching
  21. Davdi

    Davdi Well-Known Member Contributor

    Granted, but now you can't talk

    I wish I could fly like superman
  22. AndroidMoo

    AndroidMoo Well-Known Member

    Granted, but you gained superman's kryptonite weakness and fell into a hole filled with kryptonite.

    I wish google had more money than apple
  23. SirSpace

    SirSpace Well-Known Member

    Wish granted. But there still crying they need more money.

    I wish that laundry folds itself
  24. AndroidMoo

    AndroidMoo Well-Known Member

    Granted. But you spent so much money on it that you have no laundry to fold.

    I wish any application for windows would work on linux.

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