Banned for suggesting a perfume when it's frosty daiquiris for me - I'm not easily misled. Oh - and legs. I want legs. King crab or chicken, either will do, if done right.
Perfume? Really? That's where your mind went? Must be all the leg-looking, 'cause that's all you get...a look at a KFC commercial. I don't do crab. Best cut back on the daiquiris too.
Citizen Kane ban - THAT Rosebud.
Banned because, NoReallyYouMeantCitizenKaneIwouldHaveNeverKnown which translates to - I can't reel you in any faster, I'm cranking this line in as fast as the reel will take it.
Banned because neither am I the sort of misogynist that was Charles Foster Kane nor are you in need of leaving your childhood toys behind, so a transformation was the perfectly cromulent approach to that ban. Extra-credit ban for not getting that legs are attached to hips, as in rosehips, but rosehips were boring, and rose petals - well, you were probably trying for that in any misinterpretation from me.
Edit ban because I'm nothing if not terribly refined, SnakeGirl. rotflma0 at that dichotomy
And a big PS ban because who eats at chain restaurants.
keeping it simple, banned
Banned because you can't any simpler than I was right there. Bonus ban for not seeing the obvious lead-in to the party, despite some people having a failure to recognize that Party Leader is my true function.
Banned for not bringin the dang daquiris already!!
Banned because without Clementine, and always having a backup plan, I've got the strawberry ones going and the beer is already icing down - in other words, banned because where are you and the tasty snacks?!? We're counting on you over here!
Banned banned banned.. because i said so !!! A mustang aint nuthn but a bytchthang haha.. now an R34 is a real car!! So ha
Banned cuz u shulda known id show up empty handed for the FREE alcohol!!
Banned because it wouldn't be any fun if I hadn't known exactly that. How else could we make you feel more welcome because the tasty snacks didn't matter so long as you made it? Bonus ban for evidently not used to partying with civilized bohemians who know how to throw a good party - with dancing!
Banned for trying to pre-spin any misinterpretation. I knew where you were going with the whole legs/hips/rose hips/petals thing, you were about to practically scream "Zuzu's petals!". That would have earned you (and still does) the famous 'changing the movie in mid-ban ban'.
You have also won today's special ban; men, refined or not, should not have perfume first and foremost in their minds.
The dessert ban also goes to you as I can keep my childhood toys (-ish, sort of)...I ordered some Bonomo Turkish Taffy today to re-live my youth.
And everyone who butted in is banned, I was typing! Hello!
Triple ban.. ban lol
Clementine - Banned because I am in no way accountable for your love of perfume, and banned for even suggesting that I might be cad enough to make you mention Zuzu's petals - ding - AngelSnake. Sneak ban because I'm even nicer than you expected.
Ashley - Banned because party bans are a laughing matter. Free boxtop ban for reading anything I say in a way that doesn't cause deep consternation while wondering how I can talk this way and, you know, just not see it.
Banned for trying to make this all about me. Wait. It IS all about me, always!
Banned for being way late to that party!!!
banned as It was cancelled dude
get withthe picture
Banned because the revolution will not be televised.
what?? I subscribed to Satellite for it
Banned for a non-ban post.
Banned for a post non-ban ban post.
Too many bans in one ban ban
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