Last Updated: Apr 12,2016
early ban for earlymon - banned
Banned because it's never too early for me.
What do you mean? A Red Tail hawk or a Cooper's hawk? Banned
eggs & toast with a side of banned
Banned for not making breakfast for everyone.
Banned because I was obviously referring to the pit viper's death from above, the red-tailed hawk, even though the ones that circle my house daily are Harris hawks. Extra ban for not specifying that sidewinder as a Western Diamondback.
I can't read your ban till I get coffee, but consider yourself banned just as soon as my bacon's done
seen 'em catch fish? y or n still banned
Extra ban is declined and refuted. There are three types of sidewinders and they are not Diamondbacks. Diamondbacks come in the Eastern and Western variety (Timbers do not count) and Sidewinders are available in Mojave, Colorado and Sonoran.
dautley - banned for being tardy with the coffee.
shutterpoet - banned for thinking fish is for breakfast.
as soon as my bacon's done consider yourself sooo banned
Your bacon has been done for years. Banned.
banned for implying I'm ever done makin bacon as theirs really not much else to do on a Saturday morning in Tn.
Clementine - Banned because I did not know that about sidewinders, self-ban because we all commonly call a Western Diamondback that way here (they're all over the place, run into them often, and they will move sideways sometimes), and banned for educating in the ban thread.
dautley - Banned for using the wrong mayo on your BLTs.
shutter and dautley - Banned for operating computers without shift keys.
EarlyMon - new ban is accepted. Banned for pointing out the error of my ways.
dautley - banned for implying I imply anything.
Bwah hahaha ban!
Banned for not being a mod.
never too early to ban early
quadro ban banned
Steven - Banned because you're just too late, I _am_ the real Yoda.
Clementine - Banned because there is no option to accept or decline, I walked 10 miles uphill to school and then uphill again going back home in the snow even in the summer and didn't complain so you'll take your bans and like it, just like this porridge. Uber ban for missing the party, too.
Steven - I'm not done banning you by any stretch of the imagination.
You are banned my little Guide, do not run and do not hide; bans for you I'll craft with ease, you'll shirk and squeal and even say please! So here's your ban you deft imposter, happens it does when my ire you foster!
shutter - Step aside ban!
Early? Maybe it's time you take that grade school rhyme and get on the little bus before I have to take you to school ... banned
Banned for trying to put too much air into your lungs and forgetting to stand on your tippy toes, even tho neither really helps.
This has been your Now, now ban, brought to you by the color green and the letter 4.
Banned for not shoveling the driveway so I could get to the party.
Goldilocks ban, this porridge is cold.
Banned by the hair on my chinny chin chin.
Encouraging EarlyMon ban.
Banned because you fail to understand that I'm self-motivated by virtue of my infectious sense of humor. Accessory ban for that necklace with those shoes - the shoes are fine, it's the necklace.
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