Last Updated: May 27,2016
Banned for getting high on the purply-blue.
Banned for pretending you didn't. Everyone is banned because I miss that great smell.
Banned because nobody likes that smell except you.
Banned because every kid I knew liked the assignment to get whacked on the ink, uh, copy the tests, yeah, copy the tests.
Banned for public intimacy
Banned for repressing public intimacy.
Banned for intimacy intimidation
Banned because I think that's unpossible.
banned for needing HR to get involved
Banned because only you would make a Monday worse by mentioning HR.
banned for hatting on Mondays
banned because mondays are that bad.. and then some
Sunday is the traditional hat day, but any day is really OK as long as you remove it indoors (unless, of course, you are a woman). Banned for either bad spelling or not knowing your hat etiquette.
Banned for not banning the person above you!
Banned in the morning.
Banned at night.
Banned, with out warning.
Banned cause they are listening to 'Manic Monday' on the radio!!
banned for just cuz i want to
Banned for doing whatever you want!!
banned for thinking that you cant do what ever you want
banned because even if I didn't someone else would
banned because we all did and we just didn't tell you
banned for cover-ups
Banned for stealing the top spot
banned for being 2nd best
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