Last Updated: May 23,2016
Banned for callin WHIZ out!
Banned because the proper phrase is rag sailors call it the irons, and being that I expected no sailors here beyond an old rag sailor such as myself, banned for the embarrassment.
And another ban, because this is what sailing without sheets gets you:
YouTube - ‪Modest Mouse - Dashboard‬‏
Happy TGIF ban!
Ashley - Banned for the ninja!
banned for not being PC
^ Banned for not being Mac
banned for not being so serious
Banned because there was nothing politically incorrect about my previous ban.
Banned for not embracing multiculturalism
Banned for thanking god.
Banned because I thought those were shoe instructions: toes go in first.
^ Banned for using foot humor
banned for confusing humor with blunt fact
banned for smoking on a public forum
banned because I am a designated smoking area
banned for being a oxymoron
Banned.. Hold da oxy lol
You are banned, that was quite rude, Yes I banned your attitude!
I have banned you very much, When I get done, you'll need a crutch!
Now you're quite though, my little chicken, So go away, with your hiney twitchin'!
banned cause your obliviously one sailor that's "three sheets in the wind" on a gas turbine ship
Banned because you can't seem to tell when I'm sober - the plan is to get goofy enough to run afoul of Charlie Golf after the pizza gets here, not before!
banned because of your typo... should be EarlyMod
banned because EarlyMod doesn't rhyme with PearlyMon
my duty is to ban not rhyme... banned
Banned for talkin bout ur chickens.. Specially their hineys too!
Banned for begging for more.
banned for dreaming
Steven gets sentimental. He learned everything there is to know about banning from participating in this thread. Therefore everyone is banned!
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