buy three things to freak out the walmart cashier

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  1. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants Moderator

    Micheal Jackson autobiography

    Home Alone DVD box set

    KY jelly.

  2. mobil3gen

    mobil3gen Well-Known Member

    3lb bag of shrimp


    bottle of wine

  3. eyebeam

    eyebeam Well-Known Member

    1 case 50w motor oil
    Pack of large rubber bands
    Twister game
  4. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants Moderator



    Heavy duty extra large Garbage bags
  5. Pryomancer

    Pryomancer Well-Known Member

    Book on FBI raid tactics

    Book on destroying your hard drive

    Lighter Fluid

    also the thing you can't buy- a worried expression
  6. rhodzy

    rhodzy Well-Known Member

    lol this is one of my favs!

  7. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants Moderator



  8. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra= VIP Member

    30-30 Winchester rifle

    Box of 30-30 ammunition

    "Where to Fine Hollywood Celebrities" DVD
  9. Herodroid

    Herodroid Well-Known Member



    Better Off Dead on DVD
  10. hexon

    hexon Well-Known Member

    Drano drain unclogger

    Aluminum foil

  11. Xandria

    Xandria Well-Known Member


    pack of diapers

    duct tape
  12. ttaylor0024

    ttaylor0024 Well-Known Member

    Garbage Bags
    Rubber Gloves
  13. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants Moderator



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  14. Snow_Fox

    Snow_Fox Well-Known Member

    A large pile of candy

    Dog Cage

    assortment of large Phallic Shaped Fruits
  15. eyebeam

    eyebeam Well-Known Member

    The complete works of Lady Gaga
    KY Intense for him
    Rubberized baby sheets
  16. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra= VIP Member

    This is the only one I want to figure out the possible motive for..

    .. hmm..

    Ok, a-HEM: the aluminum foil is for construction of an effective Signals From Mars Avoidance Hat.. the nails are to be used by the purchaser's sister to attach him to the cross he's already prepared.. and the Drano is to be consumed by him just prior to being crucified by his sister.

    How did I do? :D
  17. Turamarth

    Turamarth Active Member

    3 Coffins

    Wal-mart does sell them...whither or not they can be purchased at a retail store...i dont know....but hey...its on their website right?
  18. hexon

    hexon Well-Known Member

    YouTube - Toilet Cleaner and Aluminum Foil
  19. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra= VIP Member

  20. hexon

    hexon Well-Known Member

    And nails make good shrapnel
  21. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra= VIP Member

    But that would not freak out a Wal-Mart cashier.

    I would think that 99% of Wal-Mart employees would be aware of the construction and workings of home made explosive devices. Have you every looked directly into the eyes of one of those people? I know, it is difficult to get one to make eye-contact at all, but still...

    lol, etc..
  22. jmims

    jmims Well-Known Member

    Sheep/lamb stuffed animal

    Box of condoms

    Pack of hand-warmers
  23. holeshot

    holeshot Member

    Road Flairs, Alarm clock and a Spool of wire
  24. SoCalSpecialist

    SoCalSpecialist Well-Known Member

    sweat band
    pocket fan

    wait, freak out or make em giggle?
  25. jmims

    jmims Well-Known Member

    New microwave

    Several cantelopes

    Beach towel

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