buy three things to freak out the walmart cashier

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  1. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants
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    Micheal Jackson autobiography

    Home Alone DVD box set

    KY jelly.
     

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  2. mobil3gen

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    3lb bag of shrimp

    tampons

    bottle of wine

    ahahahaha
     
  3. eyebeam

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    1 case 50w motor oil
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  4. IOWA

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  5. Pryomancer

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    Book on FBI raid tactics

    Book on destroying your hard drive

    Lighter Fluid


    also the thing you can't buy- a worried expression
     
  6. rhodzy

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    lol this is one of my favs!

     
  7. IOWA

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  8. Frisco

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    30-30 Winchester rifle

    Box of 30-30 ammunition

    "Where to Fine Hollywood Celebrities" DVD
     
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    Drano drain unclogger

    Aluminum foil

    Nails
     
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  12. ttaylor0024

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    Machete
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  13. IOWA

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    A large pile of candy

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  16. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra=
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    This is the only one I want to figure out the possible motive for..

    .. hmm..

    Ok, a-HEM: the aluminum foil is for construction of an effective Signals From Mars Avoidance Hat.. the nails are to be used by the purchaser's sister to attach him to the cross he's already prepared.. and the Drano is to be consumed by him just prior to being crucified by his sister.

    How did I do? :D
     
  17. Turamarth

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    3 Coffins

    Wal-mart does sell them...whither or not they can be purchased at a retail store...i dont know....but hey...its on their website right?
     
  18. hexon

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    YouTube - Toilet Cleaner and Aluminum Foil
     
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  20. hexon

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    And nails make good shrapnel
     
  21. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra=
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    But that would not freak out a Wal-Mart cashier.

    I would think that 99% of Wal-Mart employees would be aware of the construction and workings of home made explosive devices. Have you every looked directly into the eyes of one of those people? I know, it is difficult to get one to make eye-contact at all, but still...


    lol, etc..
     
  22. jmims

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    Sheep/lamb stuffed animal

    Box of condoms

    Pack of hand-warmers
     
  23. holeshot

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    Road Flairs, Alarm clock and a Spool of wire
     
  24. SoCalSpecialist

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    sweat band
    laxative
    pocket fan

    wait, freak out or make em giggle?
     
  25. jmims

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    New microwave

    Several cantelopes

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