Micheal Jackson autobiography
Home Alone DVD box set
3lb bag of shrimp
bottle of wine
1 case 50w motor oil
Pack of large rubber bands
Heavy duty extra large Garbage bags
Book on FBI raid tactics
Book on destroying your hard drive
also the thing you can't buy- a worried expression
lol this is one of my favs!
30-30 Winchester rifle
Box of 30-30 ammunition
"Where to Fine Hollywood Celebrities" DVD
Better Off Dead on DVD
Drano drain unclogger
pack of diapers
A large pile of candy
assortment of large Phallic Shaped Fruits
The complete works of Lady Gaga
KY Intense for him
Rubberized baby sheets
This is the only one I want to figure out the possible motive for..
Ok, a-HEM: the aluminum foil is for construction of an effective Signals From Mars Avoidance Hat.. the nails are to be used by the purchaser's sister to attach him to the cross he's already prepared.. and the Drano is to be consumed by him just prior to being crucified by his sister.
How did I do?
Wal-mart does sell them...whither or not they can be purchased at a retail store...i dont know....but hey...its on their website right?
YouTube - Toilet Cleaner and Aluminum Foil
Ah-ha.. so it's for madcap mirth and hilarity.
I was almost there.
And nails make good shrapnel
But that would not freak out a Wal-Mart cashier.
I would think that 99% of Wal-Mart employees would be aware of the construction and workings of home made explosive devices. Have you every looked directly into the eyes of one of those people? I know, it is difficult to get one to make eye-contact at all, but still...
Sheep/lamb stuffed animal
Box of condoms
Pack of hand-warmers
Road Flairs, Alarm clock and a Spool of wire
wait, freak out or make em giggle?
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