buy three things to freak out the walmart cashier


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    Micheal Jackson autobiography

    Home Alone DVD box set

    KY jelly.
     

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    3lb bag of shrimp

    tampons

    bottle of wine

    ahahahaha
     
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    1 case 50w motor oil
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    Axe

    Shovel

    Heavy duty extra large Garbage bags
     
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    Book on FBI raid tactics

    Book on destroying your hard drive

    Lighter Fluid


    also the thing you can't buy- a worried expression
     
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    lol this is one of my favs!

     
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    Chainsaw

    Skimask

    Overalls.
     
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    30-30 Winchester rifle

    Box of 30-30 ammunition

    "Where to Fine Hollywood Celebrities" DVD
     
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    Drano drain unclogger

    Aluminum foil

    Nails
     
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    Vodka

    pack of diapers

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    Machete
    Garbage Bags
    Rubber Gloves
     
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    Woodchipper

    Chainsaw

    Fargo
     
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    A large pile of candy

    Dog Cage

    assortment of large Phallic Shaped Fruits
     
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    This is the only one I want to figure out the possible motive for..

    .. hmm..

    Ok, a-HEM: the aluminum foil is for construction of an effective Signals From Mars Avoidance Hat.. the nails are to be used by the purchaser's sister to attach him to the cross he's already prepared.. and the Drano is to be consumed by him just prior to being crucified by his sister.

    How did I do? :D
     
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    3 Coffins

    Wal-mart does sell them...whither or not they can be purchased at a retail store...i dont know....but hey...its on their website right?
     
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    YouTube - Toilet Cleaner and Aluminum Foil
     
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    And nails make good shrapnel
     
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    But that would not freak out a Wal-Mart cashier.

    I would think that 99% of Wal-Mart employees would be aware of the construction and workings of home made explosive devices. Have you every looked directly into the eyes of one of those people? I know, it is difficult to get one to make eye-contact at all, but still...


    lol, etc..
     
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    Sheep/lamb stuffed animal

    Box of condoms

    Pack of hand-warmers
     
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    Road Flairs, Alarm clock and a Spool of wire
     
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    sweat band
    laxative
    pocket fan

    wait, freak out or make em giggle?
     
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    New microwave

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