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  1. Rubik76

    Rubik76 Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    So, now that the wife has gotten with the program and joined the Android world, I thought "gee, wouldn't it be nice if we could share data". She wasn't interested, but I figured I could sweet talk her into it. I found Bump and installed it on her Eris and my Incredible.

    When we Bump (well, actually she's not gotten involved - so far I am bumping myself), her Eris sits at "Connecting... Establishing Secure Link...". My Incredible immediately goes to "Please Bump Again... No match. Please try again".

    Any thoughts? It's so embarassing... And my knuckles are starting to hurt :(.
     

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  2. SprintFun

    SprintFun VIP Member VIP Member

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    Sounds like a personal problem.
     
  3. Rubik76

    Rubik76 Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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  4. The Nooner

    The Nooner Active Member

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    Ok that's the best and worst thread title ever! Ok now that I read the post I'm curious I've never tried using my knuckles ( I apologize for not having any relevant info on the problem, well none I will post here anyway.)
     
  5. NZtechfreak

    NZtechfreak Well-Known Member

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    ....can't offer any help I'm afraid... but obviously this thread had to be read!
     
  6. kibble

    kibble Well-Known Member

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    Oh lawdy! I hate to post and not really contribute to the OP, but I could NOT read that whole first post without literally LOL'ing...
     
  7. crawform

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    Maybe give this app a try [​IMG]

    According to the description, "Sexuality is a big part of being human. Love, affection and intimacy all play a role in healthy relationships. Many disorders affect the ability to enjoy sex, including erectile dysfunction and female problems."

    Hope this helps. ;)
     
  8. cabbie

    cabbie Well-Known Member

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    Getting married was your first mistake.
     
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  9. Celox

    Celox Well-Known Member

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    Can you bump other people? Or can she?
     
  10. DenverRalphy

    DenverRalphy Well-Known Member

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    [FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Jerry: Now, the ending is kind of an option. I use the swirl. I like the[/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]swirl. I'm comfortable with the swirl. *I* feel the swirl is a great[/FONT]
    [FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]capper. He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.[/FONT]
    [FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]George: Is it a clockwise swirl?[/FONT]
    [FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Jerry: I prefer clockwise, but it's not written in stone.[/FONT]
     
  11. cabbie

    cabbie Well-Known Member

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    I put on my robe and wizard hat.
     
  12. hempwallace

    hempwallace Well-Known Member

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    In the spirit of friendship and neighborliness, I'd be happy to bump your wife for you. :)
     
  13. TheBiles

    TheBiles Well-Known Member

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    Try "Dildroid." Google it.
     
  14. oceanlight

    oceanlight Well-Known Member

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    heh.

    heh heh.
     
  15. nomarsgirl

    nomarsgirl Well-Known Member

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    I can't bump my husband either. He has a stupid blackberry. I can bump my neighbor with the iPhone. Makes me feel dirty.
     
  16. eghill1125

    eghill1125 Well-Known Member

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    I bumped my wife once about a month ago and she thought it was stupid and didn't want to bump anymore.. Now I can still bump, but I have to bump myself all the time.
     
  17. abe01

    abe01 Well-Known Member

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    It's posts like these that keep me around these forums on a day to day basis.
     
  18. glitch32

    glitch32 Well-Known Member

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    haha! very funny!
     
  19. nifer

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    hoccer
     
  20. Rubik76

    Rubik76 Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Thanks all - I haven't worked up the nerve to ask anyone else for a bump, but that is a good next step.
     
  21. cabbie

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    You might want to ask her sister how to bump her, maybe she'd help?
     
  22. pavirotten

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    I tried to bump my wife, but she told me that if I did, she would kill me.
     
  23. Brunswick

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    Im sad to say that I enjoyed reading this post in its entirety more than any other on this site.
     
  24. rasobey

    rasobey Well-Known Member

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    I cast rank 10 c*ck of the infinite.

    Or did that come a bit premature?
     
  25. klownin5643

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    pure entertainment.
     

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