Cheesiest movie ever made.

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  1. Dark Jedi

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    As the title says lets see who can come up with the cheesiest movie ever made.
    Dont know if this will take off or not but I will start

    Plan 9 from outer space.
     

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  2. hmm flash gordon was pretty cheesy from what I saw. never could get to watching the whole thing
     
  3. Dark Jedi

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    Thats a bad one buy I do like it.

    how about Xanadu
     
  4. eyebeam

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    For me, it begins and ends with Star Crystal. If you haven't seen it, don't! Nah, just kidding - it's a must see for all fans of so bad it's funny movies. Here's a comprehensive (and funny) review -
    X-Entertainment: Star Crystal Movie Review
     
  5. olbriar

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    Man was I excited to see this flick. My first porno movie as a kid lol. It was nothing more than a glorified sex ed flick. It was like spending an evening watching Mr. Science analyzing Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon's relationship. I KNOW you haven't seen this one.. keep it that way.
     
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    Cabin Fever.
    Tons of cheese...
    And a waste of time sitting thru it!
    Just say NO
     
  8. eyebeam

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    A friend talked me into getting "Cabin Fever 2" for a movie night. Defying all laws of reason, it both sucked and blew. And not in a good way. :mad:

    How about "Days of Darkness"? This movie is so, so bad. But the zombie poke in the crotch with a stick, causing it's penis to fall off, and then wrapping it up in a hankie and pocketing it (and no, I'm not joking...) scene maybe, just maybe is funny (and baffling) enough to save it.
     
  9. mikedt

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    Any 1970s disaster movie sequel which involves aeroplanes or ships.
     
  10. xmr405o

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    Hands down.....

    Red Sonja! And probably most if not all other Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

    Have u guys seen this movie. I remember watching it as a kid and I thought it was cool but now.....oh geez or should I say oh cheez:D
     
  11. vice86

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    Dead Alive.....over the top cheesy gore but a classic horror movie :)

    if you want to see a really weird movie...watch Bad Biology.
     
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    On Deadly Ground.

    It's the epitome of a Steven Seagal action flick.
     
  14. Oh I have to throw 'Hudson Hawk' in this list.

    I was a huge Bruce Willis fan when that came out. I had no idea what the movie was. Then just as I sat down to watch it, the very first scene degraded into a bunch of singing and dancing... "This is a musical"???

    That was the first and only movie I've ever turned off 5 minutes into it with absolutely no interest in seeing any more of it.
     
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    Flashdance......And WTF was up with that ending.
     
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    Paranormal activity.. I still wonder how much they paid the actors in the "screening" for the previews. I to this day can't believe I paid $21 for me and the wife to be that bored for 1.5 hrs
     
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    Virginia baby!!!
    ever notice how all his movies have 2 things in common? that stupid vest he wears and the titles are all 3 word titles!! (on deadly ground, above the law, my stupid vest, my gay ponytail....lol)
     
  18. Dark Jedi

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    Just remembered ice pirates. So bad that it really was bad LOL.
     
  19. Knewz

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    Titantic 2.... what better way to ruin a classic than with a horrible sequel
     
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    Virginia baby!!!
    tremors. nuff said.
     
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    Virginia baby!!!
    xxx (the vin diesel movie not the genre, lol)
     
  23. Dark Jedi

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    GUess you never watched the acting in a Pornographic movie. You must fast forward to the good stuff.,:p
     
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    asylum ... worst horror movie ever but such a cheesy ending
     
  25. Dan0myte

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    The Last Airbender. Horrible, just horrible.
     

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