Conspiracy Theory

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  1. Fadelight

    Fadelight Well-Known Member

    Here is how the game works...

    Make up a conspiracy. (Not something you've heard somewhere.)

    It has to be possible, even if it is unlikely.

    My conspiracy: The government is behind Google Buzz/ Facebook.

    Here's why: For many years, people have believed that "big brother is watching", and everyone has been paranoid about cameras and satellites. Maybe someone in the government decided to achieve their results by creating something the people believed they wanted. Viola... apps that can tell your friends where you are and what you are doing at any/every moment... gps tracking in real time, geotagged photos, etc. Now big brother knows where you are and what you are doing at all times, and no one even knows it.

  2. InstantKarma

    InstantKarma Well-Known Member

    Bill Hicks was the second incarnation of Christ, and the Powers That Be gave him pancreatic cancer to shut him up.
  3. eyebeam

    eyebeam Well-Known Member

    This thread was authored by some covert government agency to find out if we really know what they're up to. Sneaky indeed... :)
  4. tiredhiker

    tiredhiker Well-Known Member

    So if you are going to commit a crime leave your cell phone at home... There is only one law, the law of getting caught. Stupid people get caught all the time, smart people get caught too but not as much...
  5. Notahotshot

    Notahotshot Well-Known Member

    If you leave your phone at home prior to committing a crime then we... I mean they, they have you for premeditation.

    Android phones are latest step it the alien plan to take over the world. When we start seeing the cute little android guys walking around we won't be worried about it. At least until the start using the hidden mind control option built into every android phone.

    By the way the iPhone was the control test.
  6. Fadelight

    Fadelight Well-Known Member

    And given the results, the human race is surely doomed.
  7. Notahotshot

    Notahotshot Well-Known Member

    Exactly, it accelerated the propagation and proliferation of the Apple Fanboy.
  8. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants Moderator

    Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are relatives.
  9. Notahotshot

    Notahotshot Well-Known Member

    If by relatives you mean the same man you are right. Actually they are one and the same android controlled by a top secret division of Texas Instruments who will soon take over the world from their undersea base.
  10. trekgraham

    trekgraham Well-Known Member

    Virtual reality company linden labs maker of second life developes a lifelike android of Obama funded by Bill Clinton. To replace Obama with Bill Clinton.
  11. Robchaos

    Robchaos Well-Known Member

    cash4gold is actually a government backed company that is hoarding gold so we can go back to a gold standard of currency and shore up our economy.
  12. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants Moderator

    ^^thats actually somewhat true......

    google is run by the masons
  13. Fadelight

    Fadelight Well-Known Member

    Nah, it is actually run by the Templars, through Abstergo. Of course, it wouldn't be fair to say they invented it. They just found it.

    (1m 26s into the video)

  14. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants Moderator

    no, the masons and templars are all divisions of thier masters, the illuminati
  15. Doit2it

    Doit2it Well-Known Member Contributor

    Dinosaurs were invented by the CIA to discourage time travel.
  16. Notahotshot

    Notahotshot Well-Known Member

    The third period, fifth grade natural sciences class at Wainwright Elementary School has developed a process which will revolutionize peanut butter production. They plan to use it to corner the market and destabilize the world economy. You should stock up on peanut butter now.
  17. Thefoodman52

    Thefoodman52 Well-Known Member

    The cake is a lie.
  18. Notahotshot

    Notahotshot Well-Known Member

    The Vancouver Olympic games were a hoax. The whole thing was filmed on a sound stage at Pinewood Studios in front of a green screen. Special effects by Industrial Light and Magic. Anyone who claims to have been there or participated is in on the hoax. I mean come on, you can clearly see the wires on Shaun White's triple corkscrew mctwist 1260.
  19. Fadelight

    Fadelight Well-Known Member

    It wasn't a lie, though. :cool: You destroyed the entire building for nothing.
  20. papichulo69r

    papichulo69r Well-Known Member

    On July 5th 1942, outside of Las Cruces, New Mexico, an unidentified flying object crashed causing a fire that scorched land in a 13km radius from the impact point. First responders arrived to find what seemed to be the after effects of a terrible fire. Over 1200 heads of cattle that were grazing in the area vanished without leaving any sort of distinguishable remains.
    Military officials convened and reported a VW beetle sized meteor crashed and caused the fire. The area was closed off for 1 week; during this time 27 tractor trailers were reported to have left transporting "meteor fragments". After the week, the area was quarantined and then sold to the govt, which today is still under armed guard.
    On July 19th 1942, the UNM school of mines revealed the discovery of Velcro.
    Just saying....
  21. *JonnyB*

    *JonnyB* Well-Known Member

    Ahahah wow sounds like a better movie then paranormal activity! xD
  22. Notahotshot

    Notahotshot Well-Known Member, this forum and others like it are fronts for the CIA. The goal is to encourage smart phone users to customize their phones with code supplied by them. This code enables the CIA to control the phone and use it as a remote listening device even when powered down. Also 75% of the total mass of a smart phone battery is a high explosive polymer. That is why the battery life is so poor.
  23. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants Moderator

    Actually they CAN do that already, along with finding your location with GPS....

    (Back to game)

    Vampires exist.
  24. Notahotshot

    Notahotshot Well-Known Member

    Wait, my battery is really 75% explosive polymer?

    Ryan Seacrest has decided who the last four presidents have been.
  25. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants Moderator

    Clay Aiken IS Ryan Seacrest.

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