Conspiracy Theory


  1. Notahotshot

    Notahotshot Well-Known Member

    Symbiotic alien parasites were introduced into the general human population through micro explosive injection. This was accomplished by getting individuals to voluntarily participate by cleverly marketing the delivery system as Pop Rocks(tm).
  2. in alien numbers 1 + 1 = 11
  3. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    ^ In binary, 1+1 = 10 ;)

    Conspiracy: Fast food is cheap to cause health issues for the poorer.
    Reason: Class wars, when the poor or overworked are in need of food, they could hit the dollar menu and add 800 calories for a burger and fries.

    Hope that was right, I was actually told that one a while back and it kinda stuck... Not sure about it though ;)
  4. they are not going to make a new live star wars movie

    reason: because they messed up the order
  5. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    Forum Games is a testing grounds for internet memes
  6. agentc13

    agentc13 Daleks Über Alles VIP Member

    Karandpr is actually a werebear. He changes form on the Ides of every month.
  7. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    The Lies thread was actually locked to cause a build up of excess lies, which cause all other forum games to become three time more fun, and half as productive. If you call forum games productive. ;)
  8. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    The conspiracy thread will be the new lies thread .
  9. TxGoat

    TxGoat Guest

    Yeahha is secretly a mod in guide's clothing.
  10. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    ^^
    You have been telling that for years now ......
    TxGoats presence in a thread confirms it's a lie .
    9to5cynic likes this.
  11. TxGoat

    TxGoat Guest


    Someone else actually started that rumor, I'm just spreading that rumor because it's funny.


    Rupert Murdoch's first loyalty is to his native country Australia. His master plan was to bring America to its knees in an attempt to advance Australian interests.
  12. Steve Jobs isn't dead. He just went back to his planet because he missed home.
  13. TxGoat

    TxGoat Guest

    Dark Jedi steals lines from Men in Black because he secretly wants us to go buy or rent the movie because he gets royalties.
  14. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    Onion News network is the most heavily funded news network, so it can push special interest government ideas under the cover of satire.

    :)
  15. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    TxGoat believes wait .......

    There is an ongoing conspiracy spearheaded by TxGoat to turn the Conspiracy thread into Lies 2.0 .Dancing Robots and thunderbolts are also involved somehow ..
  16. agentc13

    agentc13 Daleks Über Alles VIP Member

    Linton is a sardine.
  17. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    ^ I've heard that one too...

    I heard that the only reason humans die and believe that time travel is not possible is because we accept that as fact. If we could jump back in time, we could achieve immortality.
  18. atljatl

    atljatl Well-Known Member

    My conspiracy is that, at one time, the US government allowed people to own and sell people.
    I really believe this because there is n o way a guy whose first name is "shaquille" could ever have the last name "'o'neal" unless my conspiracy is true.
  19. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    1/3 of all official government documents are lies, and 2/3 are redacted. ;)
  20. atljatl

    atljatl Well-Known Member

    "redacted" is such an evil word. seriously. there is no time, ever, in legitimte human/caring discourse when you would ever use that term. "i'm redacting part of my statement. mostly the part where i said that i loved you and would marry you."

    matt drudge and arianna huffington love one another, and feed each other stories in order to maintain a Rep/Dem status quo. the illuminati controls both of them, ultimately....
  21. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    The FG crew is comprised of members of Executors and Mages Guild .They are pawns of Templars in the long battle of Pokemon Battle Masters with the Illuminati .
  22. atljatl

    atljatl Well-Known Member

    The op clearly stated that the theory has to be POSSIBLE.
  23. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    altjalt is a mod .
    Guides cant thrash post . Report my post if you feel it doesnt fit the game .
  24. agentc13

    agentc13 Daleks Über Alles VIP Member

    The post is fine, relax guys. :p
  25. atljatl

    atljatl Well-Known Member

    Here is a conspiracy theory:
    Sony and tapa conspired to install tapa on Kuran's phone so that he would be unable to determine who is a mod and who is not. ;)

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