Corny Jokes..lets share


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    onpointG35 Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    What did the bean say to the other bean.....How you Bean

    What lights up a Soccer Stadium.....A Soccer match

    What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine....Give me my Quaterback
     

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    So a guy walks into a bar.....says ouch

    What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh
     
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    When is a door not a door? when its ajar.

    I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

    How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, Hi, I'm Alex
     
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    onpointG35 Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Lol yes keep em coming
     
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    Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team?
    She ran away from the ball

    How do you make a handkerchief dance?
    Put a little boogie in it

    Why aren't there any Walgreens in Afghanistan?
    Because everything's a target
     
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    So last night I had this weird dream that I was a muffler... I don't think I slept very well though - when I woke up, I was exhausted. :rolleyes::p
     
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    lol nice
     
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    Two men walked into a bar... the third one ducked

    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!


    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef

    Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

    What do you call a computer in the ocean?
    A Dell rolling in the deep
     
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    onpointG35 Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Have anyone heard the joke about the butter...I can't tell you it might spread
     
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    So, did you guys/gals hear about those new corduroy pillows? No? They've been making headlines... :p
     
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    I went to a boxing match the other nite and a hockey game broke out!
     
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    onpointG35 Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Man I'm so lost lol
     
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    My grandpappy told me, never marry a woman with big hands... they’ll make your p••ker look small.
     
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    Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two-tired.
     
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    Made my day...

    Thanks for the laughs!
     
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    Took me a while but i got it! lol
     
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    Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
    A: Just in-case they get a hole-in-one.

    :)
     
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    Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or the baby?

    The baby, because he’s a little Bigger.
     
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    (I actually made this one up...)

    How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Just two, but they have to be really small.
     
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    This is all i have for now. ;)



    Have you heard of the new restaurant on the moon? The food is amazing, but I've heard its got no atmosphere
     
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    Also i found these.

    What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

    What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam
     
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    onpointG35 Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    lol I'm using the fish joke today
     
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    If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

    The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
     
  24. onpointG35

    onpointG35 Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Lol nice
     
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    My mother-in-law.
    'nuff said.
     

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