Corny Jokes..lets share

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  1. onpointG35

    onpointG35 Well-Known Member

    What did the bean say to the other bean.....How you Bean

    What lights up a Soccer Stadium.....A Soccer match

    What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine....Give me my Quaterback

  2. inspired4g

    inspired4g Member

    So a guy walks into a bar.....says ouch

    What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh
  3. inspired4g

    inspired4g Member

    When is a door not a door? when its ajar.

    I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

    How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, Hi, I'm Alex
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  4. onpointG35

    onpointG35 Well-Known Member

    Lol yes keep em coming
  5. BigCiX

    BigCiX Well-Known Member

    Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team?
    She ran away from the ball

    How do you make a handkerchief dance?
    Put a little boogie in it

    Why aren't there any Walgreens in Afghanistan?
    Because everything's a target
  6. eyebeam

    eyebeam Well-Known Member

    So last night I had this weird dream that I was a muffler... I don't think I slept very well though - when I woke up, I was exhausted. :rolleyes::p
  7. onpointG35

    onpointG35 Well-Known Member

    lol nice
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  8. pbf98

    pbf98 Well-Known Member Contributor

    Two men walked into a bar... the third one ducked

    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!

    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef

    Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

    What do you call a computer in the ocean?
    A Dell rolling in the deep
  9. onpointG35

    onpointG35 Well-Known Member

    Have anyone heard the joke about the butter...I can't tell you it might spread
  10. eyebeam

    eyebeam Well-Known Member

    So, did you guys/gals hear about those new corduroy pillows? No? They've been making headlines... :p
  11. saptech

    saptech Well-Known Member

    I went to a boxing match the other nite and a hockey game broke out!
  12. onpointG35

    onpointG35 Well-Known Member

    Man I'm so lost lol
  13. jefboyardee

    jefboyardee Well-Known Member

    My grandpappy told me, never marry a woman with big hands... they’ll make your p••ker look small.
  14. saptech

    saptech Well-Known Member

    Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two-tired.
  15. kickbutkuss

    kickbutkuss Well-Known Member

    Made my day...

    Thanks for the laughs!
  16. pbf98

    pbf98 Well-Known Member Contributor

    Took me a while but i got it! lol
  17. NYCHitman1

    NYCHitman1 Gun for Hire Developer

    Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
    A: Just in-case they get a hole-in-one.

  18. jefboyardee

    jefboyardee Well-Known Member

    Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or the baby?

    The baby, because he’s a little Bigger.
  19. jefboyardee

    jefboyardee Well-Known Member

    (I actually made this one up...)

    How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Just two, but they have to be really small.
  20. Liamo_210

    Liamo_210 Well-Known Member

    This is all i have for now. ;)

    Have you heard of the new restaurant on the moon? The food is amazing, but I've heard its got no atmosphere
  21. Liamo_210

    Liamo_210 Well-Known Member

    Also i found these.

    What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

    What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam
  22. onpointG35

    onpointG35 Well-Known Member

    lol I'm using the fish joke today
  23. saptech

    saptech Well-Known Member

    If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

    The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
  24. onpointG35

    onpointG35 Well-Known Member

    Lol nice
  25. Kamau

    Kamau Well-Known Member

    My mother-in-law.
    'nuff said.

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