DROID is too Dangerous...Bware

Discussion in 'Android Devices' started by BCK, Nov 10, 2009.

  1. BCK

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    Since having DROID, I am starting to get worried at myself.

    1. I am browsing while driving. Browsing is too easy on this phone that my eyes is constantly on the phone screen rather than the road. Sooner or later, accident bound to happen.

    2. My hands could not stop meddling with the phone. Even if there is nothing to do on the phone, I will press the lock/unlock button just to wake up the phone. If this persist, some kind of hand disorder is inevitable.

    3. My eyes is stressful. Spend way too much time looking at the screen. I suspected my eyesight is getting bad.

    4. My Attention span is getting short. I rather spend time on the DROID than listening to someone. I can sense that my wife is more unhappy as the days passes...

    Beware of the DROID side effects. Stay away from the phone.
     

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  2. Trajedi

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    Doesn't it take self control.?
     
  3. droid_genesis

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    Droid takes control after purchase.

    Don't fight it.
     
  4. Trajedi

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    Well I've had mine over 10 hrs now and it doesn't seem to control me.. Yet... :rolleyes:
     
  5. ratchetjaw

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    This is funny. I have been doing the exact same things. I mean exactly lol. Just I am not married so I come home and get it all to myselfn
     
  6. Redbird1

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    My wife is already referring to my Droid as "the other woman"......
     
  7. vzwdroidtech

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    I have been assimilated... I LOVE IT!!!
     
  8. galt

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    Get one for your wife too, and turn on the vibrator.
     
  9. zing!
     
  10. johnlgalt

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    To help prevent the driving issues, get the GPS mount and start using it as your GPS....
     
  11. e39e60

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    Install another 100 apps.
     
  12. e39e60

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    You can go blind doing that.
     
  13. e39e60

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    I keep playing with layers when I do that. There has to be another way.
     
  14. fireshaper

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    *Waves hand in sweeping arc* This is not the droid you are looking for.
     
  15. kkwan77

    kkwan77 Well-Known Member
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    Humorous and entertaining read. You can make this point about anything really. Take things in moderation and exercise self control. Be wary of OCD! :D
     
  16. Phases

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    I seem to be especially prone to #2. I'm going to wear that button out fast!
     
  17. ratchetjaw

    ratchetjaw Well-Known Member
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    ROFLMAO that was good. I guess i didnt say what a meant to clearly lol
     
  18. AaronT

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    LOL, the droid was my other woman 2 weeks before it was available ;)
    now since i have it, my girlfriend is the other woman.
     
  19. Legacystar

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    haha i know what u meen. my girlfriend keeps getting pissed at me cause i'm always on it hahaha. i told her to back off i just got the thing but it's addicting.
     
  20. Hater

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    Has anyone seen the South Park episode where Cartman ends up merging with his Dawsons Creek trapper keeper....... be ware.
     
  21. CRPercodani

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    I agree, I have been using it a lot with my Car Cradle. Almost got a ticket the other day but luckily the officer was a bit of a tech guy himself.
     
  22. BCK

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    Well, actually there is one good side effect.

    I don't mind traffic jam at all so that I can play with my phone. When the traffic light turn orange, I rather stop than make a quick turn.
     
  23. cybercruiser

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    It will.... Oh, it will....
     
  24. tallelf78

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    losing your loved one over the droid...i see a commercial here!
     

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