Droid + my husband... I am keeping an eye on that hussy!


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  1. 3devious

    3devious Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    If I hadn't set these events into play, I would be declaring war on Motorola and Verizon for marital interference. :p

    I sent my hubby a text that said "I love you xoxoxoxo."

    When we met after work, he said that he had a funny conversation with his coworkers. He was telling them about his phone and he told one of them "My droid loves me..."

    She says "Really?" While giving him that, "You and the old lady might need to have a talk." look.

    Just then, DROOOOIIIIIID! He gets my text message, shows it to her and says "See?"

    They were laughing really hard and said "Does your wife know about that?" He let them enjoy it for a while before confessing that it was from me.

    I am thinking about putting a sticker on his droid (the phone, you dirty minded people) that says "I don't cook, I don't like sports, I'll cost you lots of money, and I don't give *censored to keep from racking up more infraction points*"

    I know it's a dirty trick, but a girl's gotta keep ahead of the competition. Early termination only costs $350, whereas to get rid of me is a little more expensive but I don't want to push it. ;)
     

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    thetingster Well-Known Member

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    okay, now that is funny.
     
  3. The_Gnome_

    The_Gnome_ Well-Known Member

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    Hahah thanks for this! I needed a good chuckle this morning!

    Damn Droid! ;)
     
  4. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants Moderator

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    You made me LOL. Thanks for that!
     
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    macprv Well-Known Member

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    TheSultan Well-Known Member

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    lol very nice. I will stay single and stick to my phone then!
     
  7. mrjam3s

    mrjam3s Well-Known Member

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    That's awesome!
     
  8. mrqs

    mrqs Well-Known Member

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    droid does

    with all those "sexy girls" -apps on the market, why do you think it takes him so long to answer your calls when he's got the phone on vibrate ;)
     
  9. 3devious

    3devious Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    It all makes sense now!
     

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