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DTF Analyzer App


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  1. DTFApp

    DTFApp New Member This Topic's Starter

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    Hey Everyone,
    I wanted to share an Android app that we just launched, Its called the DTF Analyzer. The app allows you to scan a chick and using face recognition technology and a set of algorithms we determine how DTF (Down to F*ck) the girl in question is. We can then take the face parameters returned from the scan and tell you if they are a hippo or grenade. (Basically identify busted fat chicks) I've attached a screen shot of the app in action. [​IMG]
    We made this app In hopes of helping all the guys out there who think they are about to take home some dime from the bar and in reality they are about to commence in a sexual act with a busted zoo animal. In a nut shell... Were trying to save the world from ugly fat chicks. Of course its not 100% accurate but we have done the best we can to get an accurate reading every time. I hope you guys enjoy the app. Thanks for checking it out. [​IMG]
     

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  2. muisejt

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    wicked...does it come with Jersey Shore sound clips?
     
  3. DTFApp

    DTFApp New Member This Topic's Starter

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    No, but it does come with some awesome Grenade and Hippo sounds when it detects one. Thanks for checking it out. Tell everyone you know. We need to save the world from these beasts...
     

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