First off, thank you to everyone who tried to help with my problem. I guess there was a (hardware?) problem with the usb connection on the phone, so I was never able to get it to connect to the computer to try any of these methods. But my thanks go out to all of you anyway.
So I took my rooted phone to Verizon. They didn't look at what software was on, and gave me a replacement eris. I tried to complain my was to an upgrade, but to no avail. I plugged the new phone into my computer when I go home, and it connected right away like it should, so I guess the problem was with my old phone, and not with drivers or anything like that.
Still I'm glad to have a working phone again, and I think I'll leave this one alone, although I will miss the wireless tether.
I still think there should be a clearly written idiots guide to unroot, it seem like something a few people are looking for, and we are not all as technologically savy as many users on here, so wading through the discussion in other unroot threads can be hard to follow.
The instruction in the all things root thread never worked for me. And of the two methods here, obviously I was never able to try either as my phone wouldn't connect to my computer, but I still have a few question left that may help future people looking at this thread.
Method 1:
This method seemed pretty straight forward, just download the program run it with your phone connected to your computer, and it will do it for you.
http://androidforums.com/htc-droid-eris/92096-verizons-ruu-official-2-1-droid-eris.html
But I never really got an answer as to what exactly this was. Is it
truely 100% stock, or something very close that it is almost identical, or is it leak v3?
Method 2:
The other method suggested:
HowTo: Flash Any Ruu - xda-developers
seemed to have three files associated with it; misc.img.zip, flash_image, and mr2 update. Misc.img.zip and flash_image go in the tools folder of the SDK. What is done with the mr2 update? Does it also go in the tools folder? Does it go on the SD card in the phone? Or is it not even used in this method, and it's its own method all together?
I am no longer in need of unrooting as I've got my phone replaced with a stock one, but these were the questions that I never felt I got a clear answer to. I started this thread because I was looking for an
idiot's guide to unroot. Re-read the first post, remember to word your answers as if they are for that slow 8 year old kid who picks his nose and eats paste. Hopefully it will be easier for the next person who reads this thread.