Okay, we'd all like to chuckle about that, but honestly that's exactly what Android Forums is NOT about ... with a capital "OMG"!
Sure, we have people like that come here every day. We also have "My buddy said he could do something to my phone to make it a bazillion times better and now it's stuck with a dead robot." There's the guy who follows all the directions, except the directions didn't warn strongly enough that the process only worked for the "V" variant of that particular model. And of course we get the guys who do successfully root and flash only to delete system files they didn't realize were necessary. You get the idea.
It's easy to roll your eyes and drop a few f-bombs and make fun of them, but how does that help anybody? There is nothing more satisfying that helping the totally clueless understand what they did, help them fix it and then a few weeks later see them helping others in the same boat as they used to be.
We're not the "cool kids" who keep a close knit clique with secret handshakes and private jokes. There's the whole rest of the internet for that.