Good Medicine

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  1. DsyMnapTic

    DsyMnapTic Well-Known Member

    Here's an interesting idea for a game that has potential to spark up some quirky posts....

    Alright to simply state the rules, one person will name a sickness, or an ailment, or any sort of bodily disfunction that they "are dealing with" and the person following their post will give them a remedy to solve their said ailment

    FOR EX:
    First person: I sprained my ankle
    Next person: stand on that same leg and jump up and down five times

    1 MORE EX:
    First person: I have the flu
    Next person: Stay in bed all day


  2. DsyMnapTic

    DsyMnapTic Well-Known Member

    My nose is too big
  3. Kelmar

    Kelmar Done by choice VIP Member

    Smash it down with a hammer.

    I've got a headache.
  4. no one

    no one Well-Known Member

    Stick your hand in a deep fryer

    i'm alive
  5. KOLIO

    KOLIO Guides Guide

    Hold your breath.

    I've got gas!
  6. no one

    no one Well-Known Member

    Quit eating beans.

    i coughed up a lung.
  7. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

    don't stop caughing.. it looks like the only exercise you are getting

    my feet are dried and cracked
  8. DsyMnapTic

    DsyMnapTic Well-Known Member

    Dry enough to snap off?....Here's a prescription its a list of those with qualified anal cavities

    there's a midget growing out of my armpit
  9. Dark Jedi

    Dark Jedi Guest

    Forget something? Take a hammer and beat yourself in the head till you remember what you forgot.

    I have a splinter in my finger.
  10. DsyMnapTic

    DsyMnapTic Well-Known Member

    Not accepting vile patients at the moment sir you'll. have to wait in the lobby

    meanwhile I still have this midget growing from my armpit
  11. no one

    no one Well-Known Member

    Suggest a good surgeon to remove the tumor from the midgets feet.

    there's blood in my alcohol.
  12. DaSchmarotzer

    DaSchmarotzer Blame it on me VIP Member

    Stop drinking a Bloody Mary.

    Talking about blood, there's some dripping from my ear.
  13. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

    quickly apply a tourniquet to the neck

    I have a sharp pain in my shoulder
  14. DsyMnapTic

    DsyMnapTic Well-Known Member

    Quick........Catch this medicine ball!

    I have ghanaherpesiffilitus
  15. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

    take two years of spelling and call me in the morning

    i have an ingrown toenail
  16. lordofthereef

    lordofthereef Well-Known Member

    Grow it out instead of in

    My left nipple is turning orange.
  17. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

    take the cheese curls away from your mate

    my shoulder is aching
  18. Bugly

    Bugly VIP Member VIP Member

    set your hair on fire, you'll forget your shoulder aches

    i get a sharp pain in my eye when I drink my tea (lobs this one to the next player...)
  19. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

    try either using or removing the straw from your glass

    I get cramps in my legs
  20. NightHawk877

    NightHawk877 Well-Known Member

    Take two Aleve capsules. All day pain relief.

    Montezuma's revenge.
  21. KOLIO

    KOLIO Guides Guide

    Use a cork.

    A bad case of tinnitus.
  22. Clementine_3

    Clementine_3 Well-Known Member

    Tell the voices in your head to take their wind chimes down.

    I have tennis elbow.
  23. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

    Hold your racket with your foot.

    My eyes are hurting.
  24. NightHawk877

    NightHawk877 Well-Known Member

    Stop what you are doing to make them hurt.

    I have Nintendonitis.
  25. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

    switch to xbox

    my feet are so big that everyone steps on them

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