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  1. DsyMnapTic

    DsyMnapTic Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Here's an interesting idea for a game that has potential to spark up some quirky posts....

    Alright to simply state the rules, one person will name a sickness, or an ailment, or any sort of bodily disfunction that they "are dealing with" and the person following their post will give them a remedy to solve their said ailment

    FOR EX:
    First person: I sprained my ankle
    Next person: stand on that same leg and jump up and down five times

    1 MORE EX:
    First person: I have the flu
    Next person: Stay in bed all day

    I don't know....whatever, but BE SURE TO TELL THE NEXT PERSON WHAT YOUR AILMENT IS AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN A REMEDY.
     

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  2. DsyMnapTic

    DsyMnapTic Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    My nose is too big
     
  3. Kelmar

    Kelmar Done by choice VIP Member

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    Smash it down with a hammer.

    I've got a headache.
     
  4. no one

    no one Well-Known Member

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    Stick your hand in a deep fryer


    i'm alive
     
  5. KOLIO

    KOLIO Guest


    Hold your breath.


    I've got gas!
     
  6. no one

    no one Well-Known Member

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    Quit eating beans.



    i coughed up a lung.
     
  7. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

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    don't stop caughing.. it looks like the only exercise you are getting

    my feet are dried and cracked
     
  8. DsyMnapTic

    DsyMnapTic Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Dry enough to snap off?....Here's a prescription its a list of those with qualified anal cavities


    there's a midget growing out of my armpit
     
  9. Dark Jedi

    Dark Jedi Guest


    Forget something? Take a hammer and beat yourself in the head till you remember what you forgot.

    I have a splinter in my finger.
     
  10. DsyMnapTic

    DsyMnapTic Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Not accepting vile patients at the moment sir you'll. have to wait in the lobby

    meanwhile I still have this midget growing from my armpit
     
  11. no one

    no one Well-Known Member

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    Suggest a good surgeon to remove the tumor from the midgets feet.


    there's blood in my alcohol.
     
  12. DaSchmarotzer

    DaSchmarotzer Blame it on me VIP Member

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    Stop drinking a Bloody Mary.

    Talking about blood, there's some dripping from my ear.
     
  13. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

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    quickly apply a tourniquet to the neck

    I have a sharp pain in my shoulder
     
  14. DsyMnapTic

    DsyMnapTic Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Quick........Catch this medicine ball!


    I have ghanaherpesiffilitus
     
  15. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

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    take two years of spelling and call me in the morning

    i have an ingrown toenail
     
  16. lordofthereef

    lordofthereef Well-Known Member

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    Grow it out instead of in

    My left nipple is turning orange.
     
  17. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

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    take the cheese curls away from your mate

    my shoulder is aching
     
  18. Bugly

    Bugly VIP Member VIP Member

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    set your hair on fire, you'll forget your shoulder aches

    i get a sharp pain in my eye when I drink my tea (lobs this one to the next player...)
     
  19. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

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    try either using or removing the straw from your glass

    I get cramps in my legs
     
  20. NightHawk877

    NightHawk877 Well-Known Member

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    Take two Aleve capsules. All day pain relief.

    Montezuma's revenge.
     
  21. KOLIO

    KOLIO Guest

    Use a cork.

    A bad case of tinnitus.
     
  22. Clementine_3

    Clementine_3 Well-Known Member

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    Tell the voices in your head to take their wind chimes down.

    I have tennis elbow.
     
  23. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

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    Hold your racket with your foot.

    My eyes are hurting.
     
  24. NightHawk877

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    Stop what you are doing to make them hurt.

    I have Nintendonitis.
     
  25. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

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    switch to xbox

    my feet are so big that everyone steps on them
     

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