Ah, technology. We can split the atom and create microscopic sentient robotic machines, but Google Voice still can't quite grasp the subtle nuances of the human voice. To that end, I offer this example from a voicemail my brother left me the other day. The following text is an exact copy/paste with no alteration on my part. It goes without saying that this isn't even remotely close to the message he left. Submitted for your perusal (and amusement)... "Hello. Hey, you look at your new off from the private up. We will for intake of the day as we're going to be we go for C. P. A. G. Party and This is speak up traveling there then. But tons of pretty good. Look at the actually shot. Global Equity one told us a new could be there. Up douchy Let's. Let's all kinds of okay and So yeah what's a good up on two to Megan arguable punter, and her ass book, but I don't know. So I will try your ass 18 tomorrow or something. Or if you get it unit. You know, you text me. Inspector, gimme a call back. Let me know your schedules like for that week alright cool. Joe, and I'll talk to you later. I have."