Whats up ladies and gents, since everone always says the same stuff when they join a forum i am going to go ahead and do something a littl ebit different. Some random me facts: I was born and raised in Vancouver, at the tender and impressionable age of 16 I left Van to live in Alamogordo NM USA, which was the worst parental decision ever made. After traveling across the US and generally being miserable I decided to head home in search of something wicked sweet and generally meaningful, I have yet to find meaning, however I did discover Japadog, close enough I guess. I'm a pretty layed back person for the most part, I'm not a mouse nor am I obnoxious. My favorite color is green, which unfortunately I look absolutely horrendous in (picture an unripe eggplant) I work full time managing a restaurant which means that I am rather portly and almost invariably whining about something. I don't have any pets, however I think dogs are pretty awesome. If I cant motivate myself to buy more toothpaste after work I doubt I could motivate myself to walk a dog. I can play the cello and lick my own elbow, no not at the same time, that would be pretty gangster though. When I was 16 my father was showing me how to drive stick shift and hit a pedestrian, nice parenting. I am allergic to cherries and cashews, most bogus allergies ever. When i was about 14 I decided I was going to teach myself how to do the Chewbacca roar, it took 3 months but was totally worth it. In my free time I like to take long walks on the beach and read poetry. No that was a lie in the winter I like to sit in my pj's, stuff my face and watch reruns of ALF. In the summer I love having cook outs, swimming, falling asleep on my stomach for five hours and waking up with a back tan so bad I look like an Oreo. I discovered Android in church, no it wasnt jesus but the guy sitting infront of me, i thought to myself "what better way to pass time than have a wicked sweet phone". And there it was, it hit me like a tonne of bricks. Oh and now in exchange for lulz please oh mighty god, someone tell me how to unblock my Rogers Wireless Xperia X10, if you dont comply within 24 hours I will have no choice but to post pictures of me in a bathing suit. And no one wants to see a fat hairy greek in a speedo. Thanks, and HELLO!