At the time of this posting I own a Samsung Galaxy S3 and a tee shirt with an android eating an apple. Poor thing got hungry I guess. I am looking to buy a tablet but I have questions which I will try to post in the correct section, get yell at for posting it in the wrong section, and then maybe figure out where and how to post it correctly. I am a total smart alex. I listen to really old (and now lame) Metal, find zombies to be the Justin Beiber of horror, feel anyone who watches reality television should be shot, think Will Ferrel is a hack and the succubus of funny. I like long walks on the beach, am more attracted to a persons personality than anything, and usually end introduction posts with the biggest lies I can come up with.