I am no longer a HOBO, I got a job!!! :-D

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  1. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member




    Can anyonez guess what job it is???? :):):)

    and NO!

    I am not a male stripper you sick minded people you!!


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  2. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member

    Well done Stinky you genius you :)

  3. !on

    !on Well-Known Member

    You're not an apple employee are you? :afraid:

    (lol joke) :D
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  4. Speed Daemon

    Speed Daemon Disabled

    I've seen guys like you before, free and happy guys that never had a worry. But they got a hold of some money and went goofy. I've seen plenty of fellas start out with fifty dollars and wind up with a bank account. When you become a guy with a bank account, they gotcha! Yes sir, they gotcha. Who's 'they'? The heelots! What's a heelot? Who are they?

    Listen, have you ever been broke? Yes? Alright. You're walking along, not a nickle in your pocket, you're free as a wind, nobody bothers you. Hundreds of people pass you by in every line of business; shoes, hats, automobiles, radios, furniture, everything. They're all nice, lovable people; they let you alone. Then you get a hold of some money and what happens? All those nice, sweet, lovable people become heelots! A lot of heels!!! They begin creeping up on you, trying to sell you something. They get long claws. They get a strangle hold on you. And you squirm and you duck and you hollar and you try to push them away, but you haven't got a chance! They gotcha!

    First thing you know you own things. The car for instance. Now your whole life is messed up with a lot more stuff! You get license fees and number plates and gas and oil and taxes and insurance and identification cards and letters and bills and flat tires and dents and traffic tickets and motorcycle cops and court rooms and lawyers and fines and a million and one other things. Then what happens? You're not the free and happy guy you used to be. You have to have money to pay for all those things. So you go after what the other fella's got. And there you are; you're a heelot yourself!!!

    (From "Meet John Doe" starring Gary Cooper and Barbara Stanwick.)
  5. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member



    If you re-arrange the letters of Apple you get:



    lol :)

    Apple is champion bruizer!


    Let the trollin begin!
  6. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member



    And I still am!


    I am the poorest Hobo Joe to ever patrol the earth. :)

    Come on guys guess!!


    Whoever guesses the right occupation gets an official Stinky Stink flash stick FILLED to the brim with viruses!

  7. !on

    !on Well-Known Member

    Dog Beauticianist? :confused:
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  8. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum Moderator

    Welcome back ... um, who are you again? :vroam:
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  9. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member


    Close but no crack pipe!

    I am trying very very hard not to laugh at your shiny avatar.

    Your avatar is a good one!




    Don't make me come over there!


    OR ELSE I will bring my "Boogie Banger" and play some Eric Clapton on it!




    Thanks Lunatic you troglodyte you! :)

    I missed all you guys!

    I missed you the most Lunatic,

    EarlyMon where be you hiding!?

    Come out of the shadows you Yank!

    Are you scared of the dark??? :):):)


    Red Hot Chili Peppers - Get On Top (Album Version) - YouTube


    I have the coolest idea for a new "Signature"

    "License To Troll :)"


    Because I get away with murder ALL the time!!

    YES that is a good one I am getting bored of my old signature. :)

    Naah I am working at a Day Care at my old school!

    Now all the children that I am looking after will go insane like me!!!

    YES my plan is now working!

    An army of little Stinkies!

  10. Sharondippity

    Sharondippity Dismember VIP Member

    Well isn't that something!

    A round of juice boxes for everyone!

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  11. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member

    Hey! :)

    Thank you Sharondippitytytpputyy!! :D

    It is so much fun and I am really enjoying it!

    It is at my old school where, it is a school for people with learning difficulties and other problems like ADD and stuff like that, :)

    Only a 100 pupils in the whole school!

    Ja ja ja!

    So my secret is out!

    I have ADD more than likely and also other thingies!!



    YAK YAK!

    My life is over!


    It is not about the money more about trying to be responsible and get off my roachy back side!


    I am on a roll!

  12. dan330

    dan330 Well-Known Member

    exterminator... killing your own kind
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  13. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member


    loooll trying not to laugh!


    WHERE have you been dan!?

    Wow it has been ages since I last saw your useless self!

  14. DonB

    DonB ♡ Spidey Sense !! ♡ ™ Moderator

    Great to hear, we are proud of you, well down


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    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member

  16. Gmash

    Gmash Well-Known Member

    Congrats Stinky! No corrupting the lil chil'rens now!
  17. cammykool

    cammykool Well-Known Member

    ill get on top stinky :D
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  18. Kelmar

    Kelmar Done by choice VIP Member

    Sweet! Welcome back bud!

    I bet you work for an extermination company ;)
  19. BigCiX

    BigCiX Well-Known Member

    Congratulations. Your helping the unemployment rate drop in Cape Town!
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  20. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum Moderator

    I've got it ... you work for an INtermination company .... you go around putting bugs into people's houses. You crafty devil. :D
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  21. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    Hey Stinky! Welcome back! Hope you're enjoying your job.

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  22. Xyro

    Xyro 4 8 15 16 23 42 Moderator

    I thought I smelt something funny :p Welcome back Stinky! :D

    I'm glad things are going your way.
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  23. EarlyMon

    EarlyMon The PearlyMon Moderator

    School eh?

    Ok, that's it. We're changing your name to Professor Stinky.
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  24. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member

    Are you scared to click this hide button link? :)


    Staring Stinky Stinky!

    lol they keep asking all the other teachers:

    "Where's Wayne?

    When will he be here?"




    I am a super troll! :D
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  25. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member

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