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I want to go to Norway and become a SUPER CRIMINAL.

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I want to go to Norway and do as many crimes as 1 human being possibly can! :):):)

Take me now!


WHERE the hell is the time machine!?!?!

Fail!

Can't these guys do ANYTHING right???? :D

Come on baby don't fail me now! :)

I wanna be a SUPER criminal in Norway!

I will be the greatest criminal there to walk the face of the earth!

Oh ja!

I am loving it! :D

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Yeah now this is what I am talking about!

I will be the greatest criminal known to man there!

:D:D:D

GO NORWAY!

Go for gold!
 
Shoot, my barracks when I was in the Marine's weren't even that good. And don't even get me started on what the quaters were like on the ship I was on. Over a hundred stinky people in tight confines. Not a vacation cruise by any means.

Wow I just knew it!!!!

This is just incredible!!!!

It is a MIRACLE..:D:D

You ARE a very Stinky guy JUST LIKE ME! :)

I am not alone after all!

We are brothers!

WE ARE FAMILY


My long lost brother we are finally united!

Welcome my Stinky brethren of the Stinky 1's!

You will now be known as "Maximus Stinkificus Dorkifus"! :D:D:D:D:D:D

I am on a roll!

you are.. super something!!!

Come on fanfan3300 let's go and do as MANY crimes we can bruizer!!!

Come on let's go ek se!

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I'll bring my military training. Unstoppable force! What shall we call ourselves?

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I know I know I know!

Oh oh pick me over here pick me!

Ja!

WE SHALL BE KNOWN AS......

"The SUPER DORKS"

We will be the greatest criminal low life thieving cannon fodder useless scum pond scum scum scum to sadly ever walk the face of the earth!

We will be the greatest thing since sliced bread!

Oh ja guys let us go on a RAMPAGE...

I shotgun the Recording studio and the rest of you weirdos can have the loser "climbing thingy" and I also future shotgun the TIME MACHINE when it comes...

And you guys can have all the other stuff when we finally go to jail there.... :D

Oh ja we gonna go to jail guys!

Oh JA bruizer!

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TAKE ME NOW!

I AM FIRST BECAUSE I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU FAILURES

Winners always go first!

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Remember the recording studio is MINE....

That is also spelt like this:

MINE MINE MINE MINE...

Yoou can also spell it like this if you want to:

NOT YOURS IN A BAGAZILLION MILLION YEARS....
 
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That place is nicer than my apartment...

Hehehehehehee!!! :D

bwhahahahahaa! :D:D:D:D

Hell ja!

You DANG STRAIGHT dude that place is like a damn paradise! :D

It is waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than my crudy crime infested barbed wire electric fence spiked house!

(South Africa = Gangsters Paradise.. sigh.. :(:(:()

I wish I had a recording studio!

Wow I am going to be the greatest crime lord know to man in Norway!

Gotta get my shot gun ready!

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