Enjoy your stay!
"And over here in this corner - is a very strange man indeed! His name is EarlyMon - and legend has it no 1 has ever seen his face - not even his mother since his glasses can even reflect all of the sun's energy with a single glance!
And this "dan330" guy over here - is really not worth your time! He talks a lot of crap and always thinks he knows more than he really does so just keep your eye out on this one!
And finally this guy over here... well he's really freaking crazy! Don't venture too close... he might eat the eyes out of your skull because he is freaking tormented! Scary guy... don't even ask for his name just pretend you didn't see anything okay?
And that's the end of this guide!