Last Updated: Sep 05,2015
Early and his babes
A picture of Early and his babes.
A horse with no name.
A note saying "Gosh, you're gullible! Thanks!"
A moldy piece of cherry pie
A ransom note telling you to insert $9,999,999,998 and a penny to get your life back.
(That's about twenty times more than this life is worth)
A can of Hunts diced tomatoes
Only 20? My, my, delusions of grandeur.
Green eggs (ham costs 19 cents).
A fresh corn log
ninety nine cents
Instructions on where to stick said corn log.
12 free anger management classes
One dollar and eleven cents
A note stating that you cannot afford anything in the dollar store b/c sales tax is 12%
Dr. Dick Solomon's newest book.
twenty two quarters
A not asking where the other 18 quarters are to make the roll to hit you upside the head with like a set of brass knuckles.
Nothing (I'm officially broke, this thread has taken all my m0ney)
An application from Hallmark
****DOES NOT COMPUTE****
$.05 (found a nickel in my jeans)
And who is the bot????
***Please use Exact Change***
[and apparently, you are, b/c you've already forgotten what this thread is about:
All you do is basically insert coin and then the person who posts below you will tell you what you get, and then they will insert a coin to see what they get!
You got a computerized voice telling you that that did not compute. That was not me saying it, that was the vending machine 'saying' it. I'm just the messenger....
So, yeah, you're still the bot.]
So, you are saying that you are a cyborg?
***Please insert coin***
1. coin inserted
Vulcan receives: a bag of lint.
johnlgalt receives: 4chan party bag
*insert coint (silver doller)*
Coal for Christmas
*insert gold coin*
a gold watch
*insert a penny*
Separate names with a comma.