I've decided I need the iphone


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  1. Piiman

    Piiman Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    You big silly goose.
     
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    mxsjw Well-Known Member

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    can we just get one and throw it in the glove box, or do we actually have to use the thing?
     
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    I thnk to be effective you have to use it. :(
     
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    I'd leave it on the dash for good measure.
     
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    "among 30-year-old smartphone users, iPhone owners have more sexual partners than owners of BlackBerrys and Android phones."

    Maybe you want the i-Phone but not the i-Phone USER? Just sayin.



    Not the phone. it's the 'mindset'.
     
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    Iphone users have more sex because they have nothing else to do after they bring in their phone for repairs.
     
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    OfTheDamned The Friendly Undead VIP Member

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    What this says to me is that iPhone users are bad in bed. This is why they keep having to find new partners and can't stay with the same one. Maybe it is lack of practice with multi-tasking. Since Android and Blackberry users have been able to multi-task for so long, maybe they have been able to please their partners and stay with them. That's my theory anyway.
     
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    Piiman Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    I'm pretty sure I'd rather have sex with the user not the phone:eek:
    But I have to admit the iphone is sexy:rolleyes:
     
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    Hmmmm...Interesting. As a former Win Mo, current Android user...myheadunderherlegundermyarmunderhertoes...

    Yea....who needs an iPhone.....

    :p

    I dont wanna turn this into an R/X rated thread, but there is something involving multi tasking when doing a certain act, where I can see your point.

    With that being said...

    I.Dont.Care. I.Want.An.iPhone.
     
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    bigbadwulff Well-Known Member

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    i-Bone? :)

    Sorry, couldn't resist.
     
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    why do you think i need to smoke so much? sex and smokes go hand in hand
     
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    I have an EVO, I'm 30, and have had more than 10 partners (I'd say I'm average looking), I guess I got credit for my iPod Touch?
     
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    Sheesh... I must be a man-whore. :(
     
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    I'm pretty sure that if you're using your phone to score sex, your life is pretty pathetic.
     
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    Did the survey ask whether or not the sex was consensual? If you bought an iPhone and you're paying AT&T, I'd say you're getting raped. I saw on Dr. Phil that victims of abuse often seek partners that are like their abusers...

    Just sayin'

    I'm an old married woman with alzhiemers. If I've ever had sex, I don't remember... :eek:
     
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    just rub it on your face and neck
     
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    Piiman Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Its to score MORE sex.
     
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    The poll was done form Okcupid.com a dating website and since android users actually have lives they dont go to dating websites. What this poll should be saying is that Iphone users need dating sites more than android users
     
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    iPhone users are faithful to Steve Jobs and screw everyone else. It's like one of those free love cults.
     
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    Still want an iPhone? :)
     
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    Piiman Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    A cheap chinese knock off also translates to cheap wh0res instead of quality women. If it's quantity over quality you are looking for, look no further than China.
     

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