Last post wins!

[psionandy]

Your "Last" is Soooooooooo Last year

 

[no one]

My last is every year. All that have come to pass, and all those yet to come.

 

[psionandy]

You're confusing Last and Losing again.....

 

[no one]

You're just confused. My last is eternal.

 

[codezer0]

I for one, welcome the heat death of the universe.

 

[no one]

Even the death of the universe can not curtail my last.

 

[ItzHaunT]

Yall cant beat me

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

if (post==last) {
Winner;
}
if (post==not last) {
Ignore last post;
Consider this one as last only;
}

 

[psionandy]

if (post==last) {
Winner;
}
if (post==not last) {
Ignore last post;
Consider this one as last only;
}

• ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

 

[SolApathy]

include <exception> // or #include <stdexcept>
#include <iostream>

struct QuitNow: public std::exception
{
QuitNow() { }
virtual ~QuitNow() throw() { }
virtual const char* what() throw()
{
return "QuitNow: request normal termination of this thread.\n"
"(You should not see this message. Please report it if you do.)";
}
};

using namespace std;

void loopy( unsigned count )
{
if (count < 20)
{
cout << "count = " << count << endl;
loopy( count +1 );
}
else
{
cout << "Throwing QuitNow.\n";
throw QuitNow();
}
}

int main()
{
try
{
cout << "Starting.\n";
loopy( 0 );
cout << "You shouldn't see this.\n";
}
catch (QuitNow)
{
cout << "Caught it!\n";
}
catch (...)
{
cout << "Something went wrong...I WIN!\n";
}
cout << "Good-bye.\n";
return 0;
}

 

[psionandy]

+++Mr. Jelly! Mr. Jelly!+++
+++Error At Address: 14, Treacle Mine Road, Ankh-Morpork+++
+++MELON MELON MELON+++
+++Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
+++Whoops! Here Comes The Cheese! +++
+++Oneoneoneoneoneoneone+++

 

[NightAngel79]

Harrumph....

 

[psionandy]

veni vidi vici

 

[no one]

Is that Latin for always a bride's maid, never a bride?

 

[NightAngel79]

Is that Latin for always a bride's maid, never a bride?

No one is a brides maid, no one is a bride.

 

[psionandy]

F
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W
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N

 

[NightAngel79]

NOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[psionandy]

Saturday Nights alright for winning

 

[Hadron]

Would be, but we're not there yet.

Let me settle this: this is the last post, the end. Anything that comes after is just a postscript or addendum. Therefore I win.

 

[psionandy]

Wow... apparently the Postscript makes it clear that I won all the time.....

 

[gilbertchege]

Ok. It's 2017.. and I'm from the future.. I came back to this thread to tell you that I know who'll win..

 

[NightAngel79]

Ok. It's 2017.. and I'm from the future.. I came back to this thread to tell you that I know who'll win..

I MAKE MY OWN FUTURE!!!!!!

 

[psionandy]

And you didn't think to make a future where you win?


man, that's just showing a complete lack of imagination

 

[no one]

Future, present, and past
I am the now, I am the last.

 

[psionandy]

Go on, try again there buck.
Right now you are out of luck