Last Updated: May 25,2016
Indeed, I will. For I am the chosen one.
You're chosen to be second...at best! LOL
You weren't even chosen, you were just sloughed off to 2nd place.
'Cause I'm just good like that.
0.514444444 m / s
...is still to slow to win.
Why yes, yes you are!
Nope. You're just plain tired. But you can relax. Second place is all YOURS!!!
Now, now, now, let's not jump to conclusions!
You're right. No jumping necessary. Now he's not even second! LOL
That is because you are.
Thanks for playing. Have a nice day.
Actually no. Second goes to YOU! Appreciate you stopping by!!! Ciao
So long, farewell, auf Weidersehen, Goodbye!
Send me a postcard from second place, please!
i think you have all those postcards,
nah, I mailed them out last week to all you losers
I marked mine: Return To Sender! I trust that you received your second place postcard returned to you. It even saved me the trouble of a stamp!!!
If you keep bumping me outta first it'll never get back to me. So, shut yer trap and stay in second place so I can get your returned mail - else you're wasting the resources of the fine governmental establishment of the USPS....
All you guys just need to take a breathe and realize my dominance in this endeavor!
Well at least I take the win from a friendly face, LOL
I aim to please, Lol. But you'll never stop me no matter who you are!
For the winner
I will not only stop you, I'll super-double stop you!
See, if you keep stopping folks, you'll inevitably lose. Like you just did.
As did you!
Not. I'm still the winner.
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