Last Updated: May 19,2016
everyone knows the bad one always wins and im on "probation" so i win
im still winning!
I see what you did there.
I have the answer. I win!!!
That wasn't the question.
Who's on first?
No, who is on second.
Abbott was a one handed pitcher.
Yes he was.
It's so great to be the winner
how would you know?
Because, I am the winner.
Winner in the house
Nice to see you again Carl. They've been doing all sorts of things in here while you were gone. They were even Playing BASEBALL! They thought they had diverted my attention with that silly game of "who's on first"...When everyone worth his salt knows that What's on second!!! But now that you've had your academic reading for the day, Let me lighten things up by saying, I'm the winner! LOL
Just got done fixing the snow plow, and came in for some coffee and look what I found out........I am the Winner!!
Ooh, coffee and...dounuts? I'll have some! thank you!!!
(Channeling Homer Simpson) Doughnuts!
Hey now, those donuts look high in "fiber".
bad joke, but I'm still the winner!
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